Audrina Patridge is really milking her "The Hills" 15 minutes of fame lately. The "reality" star was hired to host a party to promote Bombay Sapphire gin, and of course, she did the only thing she knows to get attention: displaying those fake breasts of hers in a revealing swimsuit. Which, I have to say, is actually rather effective. It's not even 9:30 AM, and I feel like I need a drink. Maybe even some Bombay Sapphire. Oh man, those marketing bastards are geniuses!! Hate to delve into politics right now, but if this is working for Bombay Sapphire, maybe the Democratic Party could hire Audrina Patridge to promote Barack Obama. Just think about it . . . they could lock in the horn-dog votes. Just put her in a red white and blue bikini with Obama's name on the top part and voila! Change just happened. More pictures of Audrina's smart-vertising prowess below.