Wednesday, March 05, 2008

Amy Winehouse Skin Disease Update

So, Amy Winehouse, the healthiest woman in the UK, recently got diagnosed with the skin disease "Impetigo", which explains those bumps on her face she's desperately trying to cover up with layer upon layer of make-up. I think the ridiculous eye-shadow she wears is also supposed to draw attention from the sores on her face. But, what exactly is impetigo? Let's drop some knowledge on you:
Impetigo starts as a red sore that quickly ruptures, oozes for a few days and then forms a yellowish-brown crust that looks like honey or brown sugar. The disease is highly contagious, and scratching or touching the sores is likely to spread the infection to other parts of the body as well as to other people.
Does anyone need any other reason to put this woman in a padded cell? She's toxic. Don't let her touch you if you see her coming down the street. Unless you're wearing a haz-mat bio suit. That's the only safe way to interact with Amy Winehouse now. Oh, and apparently, impetigo makes you stand like this as well.

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