Tyra - Breast Examinator

I made a little joke in my previous post dealing with Jennifer Love Hewitt's boobs about Tyra and breast exams. In case you are a shut-in who only comes to this website for their news about the world and such (if you do . . . then you're probably a Panda Software employee . . . zing!), then you would have been sitting there, scratching your head wondering what the hell I was talking about. This video above is what I was making a reference to. Tyra Banks cops a feel at Katharine McPhee's boobs. Which are apparently real. I don't know. You can take Tyra's word for it. She squeezed them. But then, she would have to tell you about it herself, and how she overcame obstacles that no other woman in the world could to catch a feel of the American Idol contestants titties. And then, she'd somehow throw in how it's only appropriate that it would happen during Black History Month, and that she she be up there along with Rosa Parks and Dr. Martin Luther King.

Fuck you Tyra.