Horrible SPAM

Most of the time, we get a ton of SPAM in our work inbox. It's usually trying to sell us weight-loss products or fake Rolexes. This particular one was just disturbing as all fuck. Here, take a looksie . . .

This is a confidential message. Please delete it immediately after closure!By the huge demand of our members, We've issued a new sickkest C/P HARD site.Warning, It's really shocking. Real chlLdd v/deo prn! Don't enter if you are pregnant or experience heart problems! ATTENTION: Signup time is very limited. We highly recommend to join this site in a nearest hour before it closed. Registerd members will be provided with a permament members area which is always online.

Who the hell is demanding this type of a website? I wish the person(s) responsible for this particular message were all rounded up and ritually castrated. "Don't shoot the messenger"? Not my policy. If the message is like the one above, I would likely dip the messenger in sulfuric acid.