It would seem that every time I post something about "The Hills" "star", Audrina Patridge, she's in a bikini. So, it should be no surprise to me that she would be wearing a bikini while shopping for a bikini. I know she most likely resides in Southern California, but seriously, it's motherfucking December and she's still walking around wearing a two-piece swimsuit. It's cold out and this chick has no sub-cutaneous layer whatsoever. What was that? Maybe she was wearing clothes to the store and was then photographed in a bikini at the store? Sure buddy. Have you seen "The Hills"? Reason is not part of the equation there. But fine, I'll entertain that thought while you entertain yourself(ves) with these pictures. I know what you do in your mother's basement. The picture below has some faint camel-toe action as well. Think of it as an early Christmas present.