When is $48.6 Million not Enough?

Well, if you're Heather Mills, then that's chump change. That's what she got as part of a divorce settlement from former Beatle's member, Paul McCartney. The divorce proceedings had been going on for a while and the courts finally gave in and awarded this one-legged gold digger that ginormous amount of cash. This is Heather Mills' reasoning for wanting more:

Heather's thinking is that Bea should not be seen to have a different lifestyle when she is with Heather compared to Paul - and she is going about proving that is not possible. "Heather is hoping Paul will discretely make a payment to her annually rather than want to go back to court and rake all this up again

Seriously, you're using your child as an excuse? Almost $50 million is not enough? Does that kid wash her teeth with diamond encrusted toothpaste?

Heather Mills - See You Next Fall

Ok, I know I shouldn't be making fun of handicapped people. But . . . when you sign up yourself for a dancing competition called "Dancing with the Stars" and your only claim to fame is divorcing Paul McCartney from The Beatles and only having one leg, you're kind of asking for it. Plus, is that what you call dancing? I've seen electro-shock therapy patients that can move better than you, Heather Mills. The fall happens at the end of the video. You can sit through the whole thing if you're feeling a bit on the masochistic side, or you can wait until the end, and watch her take a little tumble. America . . . still cheered. God, I can't take you anywhere America.