Tuesday, July 29, 2008

It's that Time of the Month Again - Search Terms

As I mentally prepare myself for two, back-to-back, 15-hour workdays, I thought I'd post up the search terms for July 2008. This is what you people have been looking for lately and most likely didn't end up finding here. You might not see this, because I try not to post multiple entries of the same thing, but Denise Richard's vagina seems to be pretty popular this month. That and Pussycat Dolls upskirts. Must be just a summer thing. Enjoy the rest of the search terms. Not sure if I'll be around to post much of anything else until the 1st of August.

lindsay lohan nude - MSN Search
olsen twins nude - MSN Search
nipple slip - Seznam Search CZ
sharon stone peed her pants - Yahoo Search
she wears a prosthetic leg she straps on from her hip 360* - Yahoo Search
Ashley Tisdale nude - MSN Search
nip slip blogurl:blogspot.com - BlogSearch
mischa barton nudepicture - Yahoo Search JP
alex mccord nude - AOL Search
Kristine Kreuk in Seven Jeans - Yahoo Search
"Louise Banks" UK model - Google Search UK
emma watson sinful comics - Yahoo Search
real nude - BlogSearch
"gymnast panty" - Google Search ZA
Daniel Radcliffe nude - Google Search
hermione underwear pictures - AOL Search
free nude morgan webb - Google Search
olson twins nude photos - MSN Search
actor of princess leah - AOL Search
emma watson fakes - BlogSearch
uk tv presentersnip slip - Yahoo Search UK
cleavage - MSN Search
jessica simpson's boobs - MSN Search
TrainReq miley shaved - Google Search AU
pubes - BlogSearch
accidental gymnast peeing - Yahoo Search
french gymnast pisses - Google Search
passed out peed herself .wmv - Google Search UK
reese whitherspoon wearing black suit and blue bag - Google Search GR
kardashian +mpeg - Google Search
slip pussy - MSN Search
pussycat doll nip slip - Google Search
outlander - BlogSearch
Rachel weisz nude - Naver Search
paparazzi pictures hermione naked - Google Search DK
female underwear malfunctions/photos - Google Search UK
again upskirt all stars - Google Search TR
photos of gymnasts peeing - Google Search
I want to see the new upskirt no panty photo of actress in Hollywood - USseek.com Search
morgan webb sinful comics - Google Search
upskirtpictures malaysia. - Yahoo Search
video clips sharon stone basic instinct crotch scene 1992 - Google Search
barely legal emma watson 18th - Google Search TH
bianca gascoigne hairy arms - Google Search
hit in the nut spanked wedgie videos and pictures - Google Search
brazilian.blogspot - Google Search FR
sleepy footjob - Google Search
hudgens camel toe - Google Search
kyra sedgwick candid thong - Google Search
pussycat dolls upskirt - Google Search
denise richards vagina - Google Search
"Emma Watson" pictures paparazzi groin shot - Google Search
pictures of denise richards vagina - Google Search
lauren london nip slip - Yahoo Search
mariah carey panty shot - Google Search
look north presenters upskirt oops - Google Search UK
bianca gascoigne in car pantyless - Google Search
bicycle upskirt - Google Search UK
all stars again upskirt - Google Search TR
cindy crawford upskirt - Google Search TR
heather nip slip upskirt cameltoe - Google Search CA
"sinful comics" "harry potter" forum - Yahoo Search
Olympic nip-slip - Google Search JP
skater hairy crotch shot - Google Search
free uk presenter upskirts - Google Search UK
HAVOC RAPE SCENE, CLIP, Bijou Phillips - Google Search
requiem for a dream dildo .wmv - Google Search
"emilie de ravin nipple" - Google Search
amateur girl search.ru - Google Search
hermione pee her pants - Google Search
bianca gascoigne beaver - Google Search

Monday, July 28, 2008

BAFW @ Gnarls Barkely @ The Hollywood Bowl 07/27/2008

BAFW loves live music. The wife and I try to catch a live concert whenever we can, and when I heard Gnarls Barkely was playing The Hollywood Bowl, well . . . we just had to get some tickets. This show was part of KCRW's "World Music Festival" and also included in the bill were Deerhoof and Fallou Dieng. Lets get to the music.


We didn't have great seats, and my digital camera doesn't have great telephoto capabilities. Those specks you see down there are Deerhoof. Garth Trinidad, host of the evening and DJ over at KCRW, introduced them as one of Gnarls Barkely's favorite bands. Described as "noise pop", the band got started jamming immediately as they got on, but that's all I can say about this band. I didn't understand anything the singer was singing, most likely because she was singing in Japanese. I think. This band does jam, but they lack cohesiveness, and it just sounds like 4 people out there making their own music and somehow it's supposed to blend into something enjoyable. Well, it wasn't. It only proved to be a mild distraction. The set was short, so we didn't have to endure too much of it. I wasn't taken by my online research of the band, and their live set didn't do much to turn me into a fan.

Fallou Dieng

Again, sorry about the pictures. Those specks of people you see there is Fallou Dieng and his band. They're from Senegal, and again, I didn't understand much of what was being sung. They were marginally better than Deerhoof, but only because their songs sounded like they were well put together. A lot of percussion and crazy dancing enhanced the performance. They didn't turn me into a fan with their set, but they also didn't leave me scratching my head wondering what the fuck I had just listened to.

Gnarls Barkely

As the night progressed, it got harder and harder to get good pictures with my camera. That's supposed to be Danger Mouse and Cee Lo, better known as Gnarls Barkely, but even I can barely recognize them, and I took the picture. They were pretty great. My wife expected them to be a little more upbeat, but I enjoyed their entire set thoroughly. I would have liked to sit a little bit closer, and in more comfortable seats. They did a pretty great encore. Cee Lo gnarled (see what I did there, knee-slapper!) through a cover of Radiohead's "Reckoner". That pretty much ended the show, and we headed down to the shuttles to get back to our car that was parked in the LA Zoo.

Upcoming shows BAFW will be at:

Radiohead @ The Coors Amphitheater in San Diego, CA. 08/27/2008
Beck w/Spoon & MGMT @ The Hollywood Bowl, LA CA. 09/20/2008 (with much better seats)

Friday, July 25, 2008

Punisher: War Zone Trailer

It looks like the Punisher is back this year, and it's not Thomas Jane or Dolph Lundgren. I know I've seen the new Punisher somewhere, possibly sporting a British accent, but I can't remember where or when I've seen this new guy. But regardless, other than the shit music they chose for this trailer, it's looking pretty badass. A Punisher movie should feature heaping doses of ultra-violence, and this trailer shows us that in spades. I lost count of just how many heads were either shot off, or punched through, or in a rather inventive case, chaired through. Thanks to IGN for securing this trailer from the San Diego Comic Con . . . I so totally wanted to go, but work always gets in the way.

Thursday, July 24, 2008

Kourtney Kardashian - Konvenient Upskirt?

Kourtney Kardashian, sister of Kim Kardashian, was spotted in New York City, having lunch with some dude (boyfriend? who cares), and being the total attention whore that she is, decided to conveniently have an accidental upskirt. I can tell you that this family doesn't do anything accidentally. The only famous one, Kim, only became famous first for being Paris Hilton's BFF, then for following in her BFF's footsteps and getting into the amateur porn business, and then by flaunting her ginormous Armenian ass wherever she goes. Kourtney doesn't have the benefit of either having a porn tape released (yet) or a couple of tons of cellulitic ass meat following her wherever she goes, so she might as well do what she's doing in the picture below. You can tell by the last picture in this post, that knowing nod to the cameras. You've just been Kardashianed.

Brooke Hogan in Playboy?

This just in from the New York Daily News -
Brooke Hogan has been approached to pose nude for the famous men's magazine, her publicist told the Daily News on Wednesday. And she didn't say no.

The "Brooke Hogan Knows Best" star, 20, could use a boost for her stagnant singing career. Hogan's 2006 album "Undiscovered" reportedly sold just 127,000 copies.

"No decision has been made at this time," her rep said.
Well, Playboy did put WWF wrestler Chyna in their magazine once (I still get the shakes whenever that unpleasant memory re-surfaces), so it's not all that weird that Brooke Hogan would make it into the long-published gentleman's magazine. But do we need to see Brooke Hogan naked? I'll take a pass on that one. Seeing her in bikinis is testing the limits of what I can take already.

Monday, July 21, 2008

Rosario Dawson Works a Hose in a Bikini

Man, that post title alone should be the plot for Rosario Dawson's next filmed project, but alas, it is only an accurate description of what she was doing in Italy over the weekend. The hose happens to be a garden hose, but the bikini is just that . . . a bikini. I don't recall seeing Rosario Dawson in the two-piece wonder suit in the past, so this is a welcome addition to the pantheon of posts here at BAFW. It doesn't hurt that Dawson is a geek's dream-girl. She's lending her vocal talents to the upcoming "Wonder Woman" animated movie coming out next year, she's written comic books, and starred in Kevin Smith movies. How much more geek-cred do you want? That, and she's not too hard on the eyes either. Here are a couple of more pictures, to solidify my point and, most likely, something in your pants.

"Hey! What's up stalkers!

Bayonetta Trailer

I don't usually post videogame trailers, but this one for an upcoming game called "Bayonetta" caught my eye. It's be the guy who created "Devil May Cry", and it has the same interesting gun/sword play . . . but the emo guy is replaced with a hot chick. So, that makes it different? Right? Plus, she's got guns strapped to her feet. Check out the trailer.

Friday, July 18, 2008

Watching the Watchmen

Zack Snyder, the genius behind "300" and the "Dawn of the Dead" remake, has a trailer up for his new movie "Watchmen" up. I included the YouTube version for quick viewing, but you have to head on over to Apple for a much nicer, crisper, Quicktime trailer. You'll love the difference. Oh, and this movie looks bad ass. Really sweet trailer too. I'm totally geeking out right now.

Thursday, July 17, 2008

BAFW HQ Upgrades

There have been a couple of additions to the BAFW HQ as of late that I have been remiss in letting you fine readers about. I've just been too busy messing around with them. All of this is thanks to a recent influx in cash money (all legal, none from advertising . . . bums) to the ol' bank account. Let's get to the first one, that was a purchase born from necessity.

XBOX 360 Elite

My old, regular XBOX 360 got the RROD, again, and I had to send it off to Microsoft for repair. Since it's our main DVD machine in the living room, I kept arguing with my wife about purchasing an upgrade. Finally, after I told her how much I was making as bonus for the month of June, she relented, and agreed to let me purchase this dream machine. Right out of the box it's showing it's unmatched superiority. Crisp and clean 1080P via HDMI into my 42" LCD HD set is a thing of beauty. The 120 GB of hard drive space means I won't be running out of space for a long time. I was down to 2 GB's of space in my old XBOX 360. It's also a sleek black, which goes a little better with our black LCD set. The only downside . . . all of my saves for all of my games are in the old hard drive. I'm sure there's a way to transfer all of that from one machine to the other, but I'm lazy, so I'll most likely have to play through all of my games again. Achievements are still there though, so my 20,000+ points didn't disappear with my saved games.

LoveSac MovieSac

Don't call this bad boy a bean bag. There are no beans in this thing, just 65 lbs of shredded Durafoam, which molds and contorts to your body as you sit in it, creating one of the most comfortable pieces of furniture you will ever sit on. I love it. This is also one of the things I had been begging my wife for a couple of years to get. Since we got our IRS economic stimulus check in the mail last week, and being patriotic Americans that want to help out the economy, we headed out to the nearest LoveSac retailer and picked this up. Now my wife loves it, and it's hard for me to get some quality time with the MovieSac. It sits two people. I originally wanted to get the largest LoveSac available (appropriately named "The Big One" and sits 4 adults comfortably), but logistically speaking, it wouldn't have fit in the BAFW HQ anyway. This one is the third largest they offer, and it's barely fitting as is. Once we move to a larger domicile/HQ, we're definitely buying more, and possibly even getting some of the Sactionals they offer. Head on out to LoveSac.com for more of their products. I fully endorse them. BAFW-tested.

Claire Danes Skinny Bikini

I'm pretty sure I know how bikinis work. The top is supposed to be filled with breasts . . . but Claire Danes seems to have another idea. All she's got in there is nipples. Didn't she used to have breasts? Either she's lost a lot of weight, or had a double mastectomy. Whatever the case might be, here are a couple more pictures of her, and one even has potential camel-toe action . . . if she could fill out the bikini bottom enough. Such a wasted opportunity.

Wednesday, July 16, 2008

Vikings vs Aliens! Outlander Trailer

Holy shit. I don't know if the premise itself has won me over here . . . but this movie looks fairly promising. Nothing Oscar-worthy, but it might whet my sci-fi whistle and my ancient nordic whistle all at the same time. The only person I recognized in there is James Caveziel, who plays an almost Jesus'y character here. Anyway, check out the trailer. I think they should make a ninjas vs. aliens movie next.

Tuesday, July 15, 2008

Heroes Webisode

If you're anything like me, you're anxiously awaiting the return of "Heroes". Whet your thirst for superhero action with this webisode courtesy of NBC. I guess this is kind of what their spin-off series would have looked like. Production on the webisode is not as good as on the actual show, but it's only 3 minutes or so, and who knows, some of these characters might end up on the TV series. Check NBC.com for more.

Monday, July 14, 2008

More Miley Cyrus than I Actually Want to See

Seriously, I don't want to see this. Who is keeping track of this kid and her iPhone? These pictures actually comes from a recent hack of Miley Cyrus's boyfriend's phone. I guess she's dating one of the Jonas Brothers, whatever that means. A hacker that goes by the name of "TrainReq" (hence the watermarks on the pics) got in there, nabbed the pictures, and actually has been in contact with the media to see who wants to buy the even "jucier" pics. There is also talk about e-mails that were read and not saved that detail intimate sexual encounters between the not yet 18 year old couple. So, Billy Ray? Excellent parenting. You should really think about not counting your daughter's millions, and keeping close tabs on her. Otherwise, things like the picture above, and the picture below, are only going to be the tip of an underage sex scandal.

Saturday, July 12, 2008

More Evil Deads? Hmm . . .

AICN has a pretty nifty video (which would be here if I could re-post it or find it on YouTube) of Bruce Campbell talking to some EW douchebag about the possibility of a new "Evil Dead" that would possibly feature him. You have to sit through a short promo for Campbell's returning USA show "Burn Notice", but it's OK, because it also features Campbell doing what he does best. So, head on over to Aint it Cool News and check it out. And don't forget to pick up the latest iteration of any of the "Evil Dead" films coming out from Anchor Bay. I already have the Necronomicon version of the first movie. Do you?

Friday, July 11, 2008

Hell Ride Red Band Trailer

By now, you should know that I have a predilection for the red band trailers. So I'll post as many of them as I can find. Why? Because they're always much more kick ass than your regular, run of the mill trailer. The latest one I found is for "Hell Ride", a Quentin Tarantino produced movie about bikes, beer, and booty. Micheal Madsen, David Carradine, Vinnie Jones and the great Dennis Hopper star in this movie, which just looks fun as hell. Check out the trailer kids. It features a split second of boobies.

Thursday, July 10, 2008

OMG, It's Amy Winehouse's Pubes!

I think my eyes just put a hit on me for making them watch the pictures on this post. It's disgusting really. Make sure your eyes and yourself are on good terms when checking out this post, or you might find contract killers knocking on your door. Or your eyes might just commit suicide on you. It's that bad. And if it weren't bad already that you can see a hint of Amy Winehouse pubic action in the picture above, below is the extreme close-up. I know, what have you done to deserve this? Nothing. Sometimes bad things happen to good people. It's life.

EDIT: And . . . once again, they're gone. Shaved from existence by Photobucket's people. I was going to re-post using my Picturetrail account, but that was deleted. Apparently, I broke some kind of rule. I think it was the nudie pictures. Tee-hee. You can still make out what's going on in the picture above, but the extreme close-up really sealed the deal.

Tuesday, July 08, 2008

Mini-Me's Sex Tape Co-Star Speaks

There's a gripping piece of journalism over at News of the World that looks into the sordid details about Verne "Mini-Me" Troyer's sexual escapades. As you might have heard, there is a sex tape out there that features the diminutive "star" and a regular sized lady, doing the horizontal mambo. I'm sure as hell not going to post the video. Midget sex is not sexy. But, here are a couple of excerpts from the news article for you. In case it makes you want to seek out the video elsewhere . . . freak.
"For a small guy he's quite well endowed. I had no complaints.But the whole thing was over in three minutes. It was strange having sex with someone who couldn't reach to kiss me at the same time, except for my tummy that is! I was so relieved it was over" . . . "I thought it would be fun to do it in the tub," she said. "Sadly I almost killed him. While Verne was watching TV I ran the bath, emptied a bottle of bubbles in it and called him in. But the bubbles were so thick and high that once he climbed in he got lost under the water and I couldn't see him"
LOL! He almost died trying to have sex with her. Must have been a great piece of ass you're wondering . . . Um . . maybe not so much. I mean, for Verne, this is a catch, but if it were me, I would not have risked my life for this:

Sunday, July 06, 2008

Knowing is Half the Battle

Alex Proyas, director of "Dark City", has a new movie coming out next year (I'm trying to forget "I, Robot", but the trailer won't let me). The movie, "Knowing", is about a mysterious sequence of numbers that predict disasters . . . but as they say in the trailer: "What happens when the numbers run out?". Shit, I don't know, I haven't seen the movie yet.

Oh, and Nicolas Cage stars in this movie. But let's not hold that against the film. Nice to see his actual hair in this though. No crazy stupid wigs present.

Thursday, July 03, 2008

Hellboy is Everywhere

Here he is doing a PSA for kitties. Hellboy loves kitties.

Here he is with the American Gladiators.

And here he is, hanging out with Chuck from the show . . . "Chuck". It's nice to see some support for "Hellboy II: The Golden Army". I'm a big fan of the first "Hellboy" movie, and I'm totally psyched to see Guillermo Del Toro's 2nd take on the character. Movie comes out July 11th. Mark your calendars.

Mirrors - Red Band Trailer

I hadn't heard much about this movie, but it is directed by Alexandre Aja, who directed the great "The Hills Have Eyes" remake and also made the thoroughly intense "High Tension (Haute Tension)". I heard there was a tamer trailer out there for "Mirrors", but fuck that. It's all about the red-band-trailers around here. I love them. And with good reason. This movie looks fan-fucking-tastic. Keifer Sutherland looks like he's genuinely losing it here, and poor Amy Smart . . . that's fucked up right there. Mouths shouldn't open that way. Anyway, enjoy the video, and don't forget to verify your age, kiddies.

Wednesday, July 02, 2008

Britney Spears Upskirt - Like Riding a Bicycle

I haven't actually blogged in a while (like a week), so, when I sat down with my laptop this morning, I was a little apprehensive as to what subject matter to tackle. This is, after all, my triumphant prodigal-son style return to blogging. Britney Spears makes it so damn effortless though, it's like riding a bicycle. Here she is, as always, getting out of a vehicle, and wearing something that maybe she should have thought twice about. It lets us see the upskirt, and even though we might not want to see it, the papz are always there, ready to strike. But, the upskirt shows underpants, and nothing much more salacious. Until, they catch her going up some stairs, and they start shooting from behind. That's what's going on with picture #2. At first, it looks like any old upskirt, but if you click on the picture, and increase the magnification, you can make out something poking out of her panties. And I think it's hair. Pubic hair. Coming out the back end. So, that's technically ass hair right? Kinda gross, but there might be some hirsute-lovers out there who want to see hairy ass-upskirts. So, consider this my gift to you.

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