Wednesday, October 31, 2007

More AVP: Requiem Stuff

In case you haven't made up your mind on wether you're going to catch this in theaters or not this December, here's a scene that you can download over at IGN from the movie. It's pretty bad ass. And yes, I can't believe I'm saying this. But the world needs more exploding heads, melting faces, and de-capitated aliens. How could you argue with that. You can also check out the red-band trailer for the upcoming film on the same page. Knock yourself out. Or kill some brain cells . . . that way you won't feel bad about paying to see this movie.

Tuesday, October 30, 2007

Space Ghost - Knifin' Around

I had watched this episode of "Space Ghost Coast to Coast" a few years ago. I fell in love with it then, and today, I rediscovered it through my cable's On Demand service. Here it is, in all of it's YouTube'y glory. It features Bjork, Thom York and plenty of hilarious hijinks. This is one of the reasons why I will continue to watch Cartoon Network's Adult Swim . . . forever.

Hayden Panettiere - Bikini Activist

Now this, is a little more like it. Someone that the world might actually care for, doing some good for a change. Hayden Panettiere wants to save the whales and dolphins in Japan. So, what's the best way to do that? Well, don a bikini to stop the Japanese fishermen from slaughtering the endangered animals of course. It would work for me. I mean, if I were out there, and the possibility of oggling the "Heroes" star came up, in a skimpy two-piece bathing suit, I'd totally forget about fishing. What's fishing anyway? Try to read the actual news story about this while you look at the pictures. Come on, I dare you.
Hayden Panettiere, star of TVs hit series Heroes, paddled out on behalf of Save The Whales Again! She expressed that she felt the spirit of the dolphins who had been driven into the killing cove over the last 400 years.

We had a moment of silence for all the dolphins that had been killed here, said Panettiere, who uses her celebrity to protect dolphins and whales. It was highly emotional. I wished for peace and for no more pain at this beautiful yet tragic cove.

The Taiji fishermen, who defend the kills as part of their traditional fishing culture, had planned to stop the ceremony through force and police arrest. The possibility of a locally led resistance was averted by a dramatic last-minute turnaround. Rastovich was able to broker a meeting with area locals less than 12 hours before the paddle-out crew arrived unannounced at the killing cove.
So, to sum this up . . . The "killing cove" = bad. And I'm behind any cause that features a bikini-clad Hayden Panettiere. I actually think that bikini-clad Hayden Panettiere should run for President in the 2008 elections. It's just too bad that she doesn't meet the age requirements.

Maybe she could run for Mayor of In-my-pants-ville. Just a thought.

Kim Kardashian Playboy Pics

Kim Kardashian recently shot a pictorial for Playboy magazine that, according to initial sources, was supposed to be a little on the tame side. Just her bare ass and maybe one boob would be shown in the December issue of the popular men's magazine. Well, maybe they threw a little more cash at her, because these early leaked pictures are showing just a little more than that. In addition to the one boob and giant bare (could be bear as well . . . but shaved . . . haha, I said but[t], I should really end this extremely long parenthesized portion of the paragraph) ass, she's showing a little more. Maybe it's the attention whore in her that just blossomed during the photoshoot. Remind me again why this chick is famous? Why am I even taking the time to write up a post and put up some pictures of her? This is what people in the medical field would refer to as "temporary insanity" right? And why are you looking for pictures of this nobody that keeps trying to be somebody by being as assaulting us with her naked body every chance she gets?

All good questions, which your brain will most likely tune out while checking out the pictures below.

It wouldn't surprise me if Kim's next project is simulating sex with a donkey for Hustler magazine. You can tell she's kind of on that path already.

Edit: Yes, the pictures keep getting taken down, but I keep putting them back up. Why? Because I'm such a great guy and all. Where's my Nobel Peace Prize?

Monday, October 29, 2007

Nicole Kidman See-Through Dress

Nicole Kidman used to be hot, right? When did her face get so plastic-y looking? I remember how hot she was back in her "Days of Thunder" days. Nothing great ever lasts though. These days, she's just looking like a mannaquin that's walking around, resembling her old self. But, that won't stop me from posting pictures of her in a see-through dress. Because I know there are people out there who are into this sort of stuff. You know . . . mannaquin-looking older broads with see-through evening wear. I'm not judging you. Live and let live right. Just keep your Real Doll clean and properly sanitized. And move out of your parents' basement. Or not. Enjoy the picture below.

Box Office Report - Saw it Coming

Saw IV - I really really wanted to see this movie fail. I have never been a fan of this franchise, and have only watched the first in the series. But this movie, successfully making over 32 million dollars this weekend will just ensure the release of "Saw V" next year. And that will just make just as much money and there will be an unending parade of "Saw" sequels until one doesn't do so good. But, you've brought it upon yourself. Don't say I didn't warn you.

Dan in Real Life - This is what I thought was going to be the big moneymaker this weekend. I was wrong. Even Steve Carell could not stand up to the mindless juggernaut that Saw is. It didn't even make a respectable amount for an opening weekend where it was only up against 1 other movie. 12 million? I guess it didn't help that the commercials made it look so fucking sheepish that even I, a fan of Steve Carell, had little to no interest in even watching it. I just hope the next project he attaches himself to is worthy of his comic talent. They can't all be winners I guess.

30 Days of Night - Thanks to the guys over at Analog Medium, I've finally had the chance to read the comics that inspired this big screen adaptation. While they comics are pretty good, I can see how it would be a little hard to translate it to film. The movie had done pretty OK for itself last week, surely not making "Saw" money, but now it drops to third place in the box office. This movie might top off at around 40 - 50 million, and make some more on the DVD market, but that might just be enough to help make more "30 Days of Night" movies. After all, there are a couple of sequels in comic book form already out there. So they might be tapped for an upcoming movie project. Just speculating though.

The Game Plan - I wish I could stop talking about this kiddie movie. It's still making money, and I consider these types of movies tantamount to child abuse. Why would you subject your children, that I am assuming you love, to something like this? What kind of a parent are you? Child Services should be knocking on anyone who has taken their child to watch this movie. But that's just one man's opinion.

Tyler Perry's Why Did I Get Married? - It's just not a box office post without Tyler Perry's name in it these days. Touche Tyler Perry . . . touche.

Friday, October 26, 2007

Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare

Up until recently, all of the "Call of Duty" games had been World War II based. They were pretty good, but if the 4th installment of the game series had treaded on that familiar territory, I would have checked out of the game completely. I'm really glad they went in a different direction with this one. If I remember correctly, I did some market research in late 2006 for "Call of Duty 3" for the XBOX 360. It didn't blow me away, but I did get to play an early build of the game and got a free game out of it. At that time, when they asked me what I didn't like about the game, I told them that I was totally tired of WWII first person shooters. If they could make a COD game either set in the present, or an alternate version of the present, with Nazi's if they wanted, I would totally be into it. I'm not saying I'm responsible for them making the shift in COD4, but it's at least interesting. Anyway, the video is all in-gameplay footage. As soon as I get my XBOX 360 back from Microsoft, I'm totally renting this game.

Predator/Alien Hybrid Picture

Wether you want to admit it or not, there is going to be a 2nd "Alien Vs Predator" movie, and it's coming out this year. Right in time for Christmas. Here is one of the first shots I've seen of the Alien/Predator hybrid. This is the little sucker that popped out of the surviving Predator at the end of the first AVP movie . . . oh, and that was a spoiler in case you hadn't actually seen the movie yet. Sorry. "Alien Vs Predator: Requiem" will be in theaters soon. I'll probably drag my wife to go see this, just because I'm curious as to just how cheesy this movie will be. It might surprise me though. It might actually be OK. But I ain't holding my breath. Especially with rastafarian aliens.

Tokyo Police Club @ The Glasshouse

My wife and I went to a concert this past Wednesday. We hadn't really been to a live music venue, which we had paid for, since last year. And that had been at the Hollywood Bowl. So, we figured it was high time to plunk some money down and support a band that we are fans of. We had paid the exorbitant convenience charges that Ticketmaster imposes on its victims a couple of months ago and had been anticipating this show for quite some time.

If you've ever been to The Glasshouse in Pomona, then you know it's just a room with a stage. Nothing fancy. The last time I had been there was probably almost 9 years ago. And it was to a Royal Crown Revue concert. I know, I used to like swing music. So fucking sue me. It was the late 90's. Everyone loved swing then. The place hasn't changed since then. It's still just that one room with a stage and a little snack area, which, I'm happy to say . . . doesn't sell $4 water bottles. That I was quite surprised about, because mark-up on beverages at concerts is almost astronomical at times. Heather was upset that there was no alcohol on sale at the premises, but that is understandable. The Glasshouse is an all ages joint. Whatever. The tickets were only 12 bucks a piece.

We got there right around the time that was printed on the tickets. Staff didn't let us actually enter until about a half hour later. Which sucked, but whatever, we were glad just to be in there. What we didn't know is that it would take just about an hour or so for the first band to get their set going. While waiting, we surveyed the crowd and found ourselves to be amongst a bunch of kids, some parents here or there, and not a whole lot of people in our same age bracket. My wife nailed it when she said that the group was made up of skinny pants emo kids sprinkled throughout with a freak here or there. I don't know what's up with these kids these days, but I saw an unnatural amount of fedora hats and ankle-high boots. I didn't get it. Maybe I'm just too old . . . but then again, I'm only motherfucking 28 years old.

The first band up was "The Virjins". Yes, with a "j". We hang out towards the back of the crowd while they performed their set. We weren't all that interested in them, and they did not surprise us much. The singer had an alright voice, but the band as a whole was just boring the shit out of us. Towards the end of their set, they got a little better, but it wasn't enough to make me a fan. To tell you the truth, the best part of their set was that it was only 8 or 9 songs long.

After a smoke break while the bands were in transition, we were treated to an actual nice surprise. We had never heard of the "White Rabbits", but they were great. A 6 man band that at times had 3 percussion instruments going, keyboards, guitars and two singers. They also had a great spirited set which didn't last long enough. They were good enough that I went to the merchandise desk afterwards and picked up their CD for 10 bucks. Which is saying a lot, because I probably buy 1 CD every couple of years.

After they were done, we finally got to see the band that had drawn us out to Pomona. "Tokyo Police Club" was fantastic. They played all of my favorite songs, and even got me to dance a little. Which is quite the fantastic feat, since I hate dancing in public. What I didn't understand much about their set, which had nothing to do with the band itself, was the kids that actually started moshing. I mean, I'd understand it if it were a hardcore punk show, but "Tokyo Police Club" just doesn't fit with that genre. Maybe it was just the kids getting excited about the great music. But it was a bit on the annoying side. We didn't end up inside the mosh-pit ourselves, but we were on the perimeter of it, having to push off a bunch of sweaty teens away from us. I secretly wanted one of them to fall and break their fucking neck. Maybe out of malice, but mostly because they were really pissing me off.

Aside from the moshing and the long delay with the first band actually making it on the stage, we had a good time at the show. It was also the last stop on the "Tokyo Police Club" tour schedule, which made us feel fortunate to have gotten a chance to experience it. If they're ever in your town, make an effort to catch their live concert. You can check out some samples of their music on a previous post of mine here. Check it out and download the free MP3's.

Opening Weekend Movies - 10/26/2007

Dan in Real Life - All I know about this movie is that it has Steve Carell, who I am a big fan of. Ever since "The Daily Show", and then "The 40 Year Old Virgin" to his current stint on NBC's American adaptation of "The Office". And that is where my knowledge of this movie ends. It's sure to make a ton of money. Mainly because anything Carell touches lately turns into money. Which, might prove a problem when ever he tries to feed himself. Money, while great, does not usually taste all that good. If you don't believe, try it for yourself. Wether it's a $1 or $100 bill . . . chances are you're not going to enjoy it.

Saw IV - Really America . . . Another "Saw" movie. You know that it's all your fault that these movies keep coming out year after year. Will it ever end? These installments are churned out on the cheap by the movie studio, and then they make a gagillion dollars, and it just ensures that the never ending cycle of filmic abuse continues. Break free and reclaim your life. These movies are never going to be good. Don't hold on to the delusion that maybe this time it won't bitch slap you with it's celluloid dick all over your face and then call you a fatty. Because it will. It will never be different.

Thursday, October 25, 2007

Thursday Search Terms Filler Post

I know, I'm just taking up space with this. But I'm especially busy today, and I really only have time to cut and paste something today. If you're into this sort of stuff, then great. But if you're not, wait for tomorrow, when I'll have a brief write up the Tokyo Police Club show I went to last night. The "Reader's Digest" version of the write up is . . . fucking awesome with bits of annoyance. But I'll get to that tomorrow, when I'm not rushing to a job interview.

drunk pissing - AltaVista Search
sexy-chicks.blogs - Google Search TR
piss in underwear - AOL Search
emilie de ravin bra - Google Search FR
"emma watson wardrobe malfunction" - Google Search AU
nice cans - AOL Search
britney spears butt - Yahoo Search
sideboob - AlltheWeb Search
harry potter hentai - Ok.Hu Search
Britneys court house steps upskirt - Yahoo Search
rosario dawson nude - AOL Search
vanessa hudgens nude - Google Search AU
olivia munn men's health magazine - AOL Search
Sarah Silverman is hot - AltaVista Search
lohan crotch - Comcast Search
mother daughter sex - AOL Search
paparazzi pics of hilary swank - AOL Search
samitha shetty naked - Swiki Search
natural hairy labia - AOL Search
"beaver shot" - AOL Search
boys upshorts - Earthlink Search
nip slip - Google Search

Wednesday, October 24, 2007

Repo: The Genetic Opera

You know how OSX:Leopard just blew my mind with its infinite awesomeness. Well, I was brought back by the trailer for this movie. What the fuck. It's an operatic horror movie from the guys that made those "Saw" flicks that will come out every Halloween for the rest of recorded existance. And it has Paris Hilton . . . singing? Watch the trailer, and fight the urge to self-immolate like a buddhist monk. Seriously. I'm really considering dousing myself in gasoline and setting myself on fire after watching this.

Mac OSX: Leopard

If you've been thinking about switching from that piece of crap Windows based PC, to an Apple based operating system, I don't think there's a better time. I'm not making a sales pitch, but the new version of OSX is coming out in a couple of days, and from watching the preview over at the Apple website, it has totally blown my mind. Here I thought that my current Mac operating system was superior to that new Windows Vista system. Leopard just widens that gap. I could go on and on, but you can check out the video here. You'll need Quicktime, and a high speed connection. That page is for the large version of the video. I specially can't wait to mess around with "Time Machine" and "Spaces" . . . and the new "Finder" is so much better improved. But, I'm just rambling now. Leopard will come pre-installed with any new Mac computer you buy after 2 days from now. And hey, you can access the Apple store using that conveniently placed banner ad at the top of this blog. Hmm . . . how'd that get there anyway.

I guess I was making a sales pitch all along.

Tuesday, October 23, 2007

Giselle Bundchen Vs Wedgie

Giselle Bundchen is a model. From Europe. Don't ask me exactly where from, because I don't bother much with details. All I know is that most people are of the opinion that she is hot, and therefore, follow her around, snapping pictures of her whenever possible. She is also dating a Football player . . . Tom Brady . . . I think? Who, until now, I thought was a long lost relative of "The Brady Bunch". Who cares. Here she is, cavorting poolside in a bikini, looking like models do in bikinis. Pretty good. And below, are pictures of Giselle fighting a persistent wedgie that is caught by the telephoto lens and fast shutter speeds of the awaiting paparazzi. Those people do noble work I tell you. It takes saint-like qualities to invade someone's privacy like this. Godspeed paparazzi. Godspeed . . .

Jessica Biel Butt-grabbed

Jessica Biel recently attended a football game recently, of the American kind, not that international sport that is actually spelled "futbol" . . . or soccer here in America. But, that's really not the interesting part at all. I know, you were probably all into that a moment ago. And now, you are expecting something even better. Well, then, all I have to offer is the shot below, of Jessica Biel's female friend totally grabbing her ass. In a show of female comraderie? I don't know. Lesbian tendency? Whose to say what this is all about. But there is one thing that is totally undeniable. Chicks grabbing other chicks' asses is always hot. That's like a fact of life. I think the saying goes . . . "There's nothing more certain than death, taxes, and chicks ass-grabbing each other being the epitome of hotness". I may have taken some liberties there with that saying . . . but that's how we roll here at BAFW.

Monday, October 22, 2007

Lindsay Lohan - Back and Sideboob'd

Just how long has Lindsay Lohan been back in town now? A week? Less? Maybe more? Doesn't matter, because she's up to her old antics. Namely, walking around in an outfit that allows for her rack to start falling out of the armholes. Which, brings us the sideboob below, captured in all of its photographic glory. Now, all she needs to do is show off her vagina lips, crash her Mercedes Benz and flee the scene, and then hold up knives to other girls throats in an effort to be all "edgy" . . . because to her, edgy = knives. She takes some things way too literally. Once all of these things happen, we'll get the old Lindsay back.

Oh, and I almost forgot. Copious amounts of cocaine. And an intravenous alcohol drip. Because drinking with your lips is just so 2006.

Sunday, October 21, 2007

XBOX 360 Withdrawal

It's Sunday evening. I should be playing videogames. But, instead, I'm sitting here, writing about how much I miss my XBOX 360. Fuck. I dropped it off at UPS Friday morning. As it sat on their counter, I looked at it, longingly. I put my hand on one of the corners of the box that held my prized gaming possession. I patted the side, and, without actually vocalizing it, I wished it a safe trip to Texas.

Microsoft better get that fixed quick. I'm thinking about calling them up and see if they can compensate my somehow for the time I'm missing (or wasting) on my XBOX Live membership. I'm paid up through April of '08, so if they can add some time to the end of my subscription to make up for this, it would be great. Or some Microsoft points so I can use it on their Live Marketplace would suffice as well. Something, anything, to instill a new sense of confidence in Microsoft . . . but then again, it's Microsoft. They'd as easily laugh at me and just tell me to stop bitching. But if enough people make a fuss, it would be in their interest to keep the masses happy.

But if they offer me a Zune, it will be I who will laugh in their corporate faces. Zune . . . pfft.

"The Mist" Trailer

"The Mist" creeped me the fuck out when I was a youngster, a time when I read, almost exclusively, Stephen King novels by the handful. Now, my dreams have come true, and a big screen version is set to come out. From the looks of it, the adaptation is treating the source material with the respect it deserves, but that doesn't surprise me. Frank Darabont is at the helm of this movie, and he's worked on some Stephen King work in the past. Now, I wonder if there's something going on with "Cell" which I just finished reading. That would be a pretty interesting movie as well.

Friday, October 19, 2007

XBOX 360 Boxed Up

Today, I send out my XBOX 360 for repair. I had the red-ring-of-death hit my most favorite gaming console at the beginning of the week, and Microsoft finally delivered the packaging needed to send it to their repair center in Texas. Why Texas? I don't know, but it seems to be a pretty popular place to get your shit repaired, specially if it has to do something with technology. I remember the last couple of times that I had to send in my Apple iBook (before I got the intel-based MacBook) for repairs for a faulty motherboard, it went to Texas as well. I don't know what they do over there. Maybe strap it on to a mechanical bull and the rest is Texas-magic. But whatever they do, I hope they can get it back to me before the 4th of November. Partly because I miss playing games, and Gamefly just delivered "Beautiful Katamari", a game both my wife and I had been dying to play since we downloaded the demo, but also because I will be going out of town for a week, and when they return the XBOX 360, they need a signature to confirm delivery. If I'm not here, I can't sign for it. And that would be pretty fucking inconvenient if they have to send it back to Texas because I wasn't around. But, I'm keeping my fingers crossed. Hopefully it can be back here and hooked up within the next couple of weeks.

It might be a good idea to call up Microsoft to see if they can arrange a delivery either before or after I come back. That's something worth thinking about. But now, I must venture out into the world so I can find me one of those UPS stores, so I can send the broken bitch to get fixed.

Opening Weekend Movies - 10/19/2007

30 Days of Night - Based on the comic book of the same title, this vampire flick takes place around the north pole, where night can last for 30 days. Essentially making the small town of Barrow, Alaska a vampire smorgasbord. The film follows a small band of survivors, trying to last out the month, evading vampires and the harsh cold. Have I read this comic book? Nope. I had meant to, but around the time that came out, I was way into zombies and vampire stories always seemed a little on the queer side to me. I will most likely not be going to see this, because I already used up my "scary-movie-quota" for the year with "Resident Evil: Extinction". I know, it wasn't even all that scary . . . but you tell that to my wife.

The Comebacks - This movie pretty much parodies every single sports movie ever made. And, if you're into cheap laughs and easy jokes, then this movie will be for you. Everyone else with half a working brain will avoid this piece of crap like avoiding Britney Spears whenever she gets behind the wheel of an automobile.

Gone Baby Gone - If I were older, and more boring (because you can't be boringer . . . I know, because I've tried) I would go watch this kidnapping drama. It has all the right people in it. I'm just not into this kind of stuff right now. Maybe during my pretentious college phase, I would have gone to watch this. But now, all I crave is high end special effects and massive explosions. It's like I'm somehow de-evolving from my once high-brow film tastes. I still won't see "The Comebacks" though. There are limits you know.

Rendition - My wife might want to go watch this. Mostly because she has a giant woman-boner for Jake Gyllenhaal. Don't ask me why. She's a woman. They're hard enough to understand as is. I'm pretty sure this is the other kidnapping movie that is coming out this weekend, but unlike "Gone Baby Gone", this one is on a more international scale. But, I'm still pretty "whatever" about this. So . . . on to the next movie.

Sarah Landon and the Paranormal Hour - I have never heard of this. Didn't even know it was coming out in wide release. It's about a 17 year old girl who investigates paranormal activity in her small town. Is it a 21st century version of Nickelodeon's "Goosebumps" series? Hell if I know. And hell if I'm willing to find out. If anyone actually pays money to see this movie this weekend, let me know what this is all about. Other than a passing curiosity, I will most likely forget about this movie as soon as I finish writing this blurb.

Things We Lost in the Fire - So . . . what was I talking about again? Oh yes, movies coming out this weekend. Holy shit, is this like the fifth movie I'm writing about? What is up with this. Usually it's just 2 or 3 that I have to write about. But come on, this is getting excessive. And if you think this is just some clever way to take up space because I have no idea what this movie is about . . . then you're abso-fucking-lutely right. All I know is that Halle Berry is in it, and I think Benicio Del Toro. And there is a fire. Something might have been lost in it? Only one way to find out. But it's not going to be me. Because ultimately, I stopped caring about this movie just after I typed the name at the beginning of this paragraph.

The Ten Commandments - An animated, bible-themed movie. I remember watching the original "Ten Commandments" movie, with Charlton Heston. Greatest man alive. When he looked at that damn dirty ape and told him to keep his paws off him. Oh man, was that ever exciting. What? That was "Planet of the Apes"? Hmm . . . that would explain a lot.

Thursday, October 18, 2007

Modeling is Dangerous

And this is why I never took up a modeling career. The possibility of looking fly one minute, and the next, falling through a hole in the runway the next. I just couldn't do that to my family. I'm pretty sure I made the right choice.

Wednesday, October 17, 2007

Pre-"Earl" Jamie Pressley Modeling Pictures

I used to like Jamie Pressly more than now. Maybe it's because she's become a sort of caricature of what she is, with that southern accent set to overdrive on that show I never watch on NBC . . . partly because I believe it to be insulting to my intelligence, but also because there's really no more space on my DVR to record more bad television. But, why is any of this important. All you are interested are in these early modeling pictures that Jamie Pressly did for some magazine called "Ultra", way back when she was not pulling in the big NBC bucks. Everyone has to start somewhere I guess. I'd say these pictures are testament to a pretty good start. I specially like the ones with the American flag-inspired bathing suit. So patriotic. Makes me feel proud to be going through the naturalization process.

Check out what Jamie Pressly did after these pictures on her IMDB page. Also, more nudie pictures can be found over at WWTDD, complete with way better witty commentary.

Tuesday, October 16, 2007

Tuesdays with Search Terms

Yes, I know I haven't done this for a while. Too long if you ask me. But, since it's Tuesday morning, and nothing is going on, I'd figure I could toss in some filler search terms for your viewing pleasure. I have noticed a shift in the type of searches that bring people to this blog. Before, it was all about key words. Now, the bulk of the hits come from image hits on Google and other search engines. I might, in the future, dedicate an entry like this to the top picture being searched for, but most of those pictures might be from my days. The ones that got deleted a few months back. But, whatever, here are the entries, in no particular order.

preteen bikini - AOL Search
heartbreak kid queef - IceRocket Search
sex blogs - BlogSearch
free jennifer connelly nude scene - Yahoo Search
gascoigne upskirt - BlogScope Search
toni-braxton-nipple-slip-world-cup-01.jpg - Dogpile Search
break boobs - Orange Search ES
Jessica alba ass - AltaVista Search
what are the annaul earings for a full time empolyee who earns the minnimum wage? - Google Search
ass - Naver Search
candid non nude - AOL Search
lindsay lohan boob blogspot - Netscape Search
watch videos actresses showind nipples - Google Search AE
people pooing in their pants - AOL Search
emma watson nude - Google Search PL
ashley Olsen nude - Search
is sia furler a scientologist? - Google Search UK
nude sexy wether girls - AOL Search
jennifer connelly nude scene - AlltheWeb Search
sienna miller - BlogSearch
gascoigne upskirt lohan - BlogScope Search topless beach mpg - Google Search
beaver shots with hair - AOL Search
My dreams are all dead and buried/Sometimes I wish the sun would just explode lyrics - Google Search
britney spears - BlogSearch
ashanti has hairy armpits - Google Search
emma watson nude - Google Search DK
britney spears butt - Yahoo Search
olivia munn - BlogSearch
hentai boobs - Orange Search ES
nip slip - Google Search CH
Penelope Cruz nude - Ok.Hu Search
keira knightley Sinful Comics - Google Search UK
zack effron and vanessa - Yahoo Search
secret upskirt - Ok.Hu Search
Grace Park nude - Ok.Hu Search
russian sex blogspot - Google Search ES
butt booty bikini rear ends non nude - Google Search

Monday, October 15, 2007

Tyler Perry's Box Office Report

Tyler Perry's Why Did I Get Married? - The better question should be . . . why does Tyler Perry stick his name in front of everything he does. I'm pretty sure he takes a shit, and then names it "Tyler Perry's Bowel Movement" and it's released concurrently on DVD and the big screen and it makes 21 million bucks just like this turd of a movie. Which, by the way, I'm pretty sure was already released as I saw a straight to DVD title called "Why Did I Get Married" with Tyler Perry's name already slapped across it. That one didn't have Janet Jackson in it. So, technically, the man is re-making his own movies. This movie should be accurately titled "Tyler Perry's Tyler Perry's Why Did I Get Married". Have I said Tyler Perry enough already.

Tyler Perry.

The Game Plan - I like Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson in movies. Way more than I ever liked his wrestling persona. But, this kiddie-themed movie just looks retarded. And the whole "I'm a single, rich guy with a perfect life until my long lost daughter shows up and turns everything upside down until I realize that I prefer my life upside down and I can't live without her" genre feels old and tired. I'm passing up on this, and it seems a lot of people passed this up this past weekend as well as they went to see that Tyler Perry movie.

Tyler Perry.

Michael Clayton - This movie has the most boring name ever. If it had, maybe a "Tyler Perry's" in front of it, it could have made a little more money. But I guess this movie is too important for that. This movie is trying to appeal to my inner 50 year old, which would be totally into this movie. But, my inner 50 year old is currently under house arrest, for making me watch "Beaches" the other night. Fucking subconscious bastard.

Tyler Perry.

We Own The Night - Someone at work told me this movie was good. He also told me that he willingly purchased "The Punisher" on Blu-Ray . . . so, umm . . . taking it with a grain of salt here. But, it does have a couple of cool actors in it. But I'm pretty sure that my period piece money is going to the upcoming "American Gangster" movie coming out later this year (or month, I don't even know when that comes out really).

Tyler Perry.

The Heartbreak Kid - There was a time that I would have been very much into a Ben Stiller movie. What happened? He used to be funny . . . right? But, lately, anything he does seems to be some sort of lame rom-com with fart/queef jokes and I'm pretty sure I've evolved past that. Doesn't mean I might not catch it when it hits cable, but I'm not going to make an active effort to pay 10 bucks to go see something like this. Specially when it doesn't have Tyler Perry's name in front of it. Fuck that.

Tyler Perry.

Friday, October 12, 2007

Red Ring of Death

Yes, my XBOX 360, my favorite appliance of all (fuck you refridgerator!), has red-ringed on me today. After a year and a half of relatively trouble-free next-gen gaming, it finally showed its design flaw. I'll be out of gaming commission for the next 3 - 4 weeks while Microsoft sends me a box to send it to them via UPS so they can repair the console. I guess I will be spending the next few weeks watching more television, reading up on books I bought a couple of months ago but never got around to reading, and generally missing "Halo 3" and all the other games I currently have rented (through Gamefly) or own. This sucks, but at least this particular red-ring-of-death problem is covered under the warranty, and Microsoft is picking up the bill on the repair. I so want to go out and buy one of those black "Elite" versions with the bigger hard drives, but I'm broke, and I've grown quite attached to this console. *Sigh* C'est la vie.

Britney Spears' Cooch - The Trilogy

I'm pretty sure that there have been at least two other posts here, within the past year and a half, where Britney Spears is seeing exiting a car, fully displaying her panty-less twat. So, since this has happened again, I'm going to forego the whole words making sentences making paragraphs approach (apart from these, of course) and just show you the pictures.

Britney's previous vagina-filled upskirt
More Britney vagina sightings (But you need to wait until the 20th when the bandwidth resets on that account.)

Thursday, October 11, 2007

Battlestar Galactica Promo

I've been waiting, for far too long, for the 4th and final season of "Battlestar Galactica". Maybe it's because I'm a total geek, but this little promo gave me goosebumps. Watch it, and then check out the show on SciFi. Yes, I know they play a lot of goofy shit, but this is rock-solid, quality television that should not be missed.

Victoria Beckham is Weird

You know that you've gone off the rails when the French look at you with confused awe. Victoria Beckham is shooting some sort of high-fashion spread for some unknown (at least to me) magazine where she is dressing up in this insane get-up, complete with shoulder pads that would fit right in with your typical anime bad guy's cybersuit, and the "outfit" below, which shows us that if that's what the future is going to be like . . . we need to stop it from getting here at any cost. Yes, you read right. We have to stop the future. Do you want to live in a world where you have weird pipes wrapped around your arms? And Posh Spice walks around, looking like a defective robotic sex-doll? I didn't think so. And if you did like that . . . then you, as well as the future, need to be put down.

Charlize Theron is Sexiest Woman

According to Esquire magazine that is. And you know, I don't disagree with them. I've liked Charlize Theron for quite some time. She's super hot, been in some movies that I enjoyed, and typically walks around bra-less . . . letting those cans of hers bounce around in relative freedom. What's not to like right? Sure, I've seen some pictures where she looked a little rough, and there was that whole "Monster" movie where she looked like crap . . . but that was all make-up effects. So, let's re-cap. No complaints about Charlize, totally agree with Esquire, and would like to see more movies with Theron in them walking around without any sort of mammary-support.

Except for "Aeon Flux" . . . that movie was total crap. But looking at the pictures in this post, I'd be willing to forgive and forget about that hour and a half I'm never getting back. I can't stay mad at you Charlize . . .

Tuesday, October 09, 2007

Sienna Miller Naked, Again

Sienna Miller is shooting some movie where she's a hippie. From the looks of it, it's not really period-precise. I mean, look at that little landing strip where there should be a flourishing 70s bush. Or maybe she's playing an undercover female cop infiltrating a commune of murdering hippie psychopaths. Never trust those hippie motherfuckers. They're up to something. Always. With their patchulie (just how do you spell that anyway), Birkenstocks and free love propaganda. But, whatever, maybe she's playing a modern hippie trying to revolutionize women's down-there-hair configurations. Whatever the case may be, there are a couple of more pictures here, including one for the ass-preferring people out there. Enjoy.

Edit: Yes, Photobucket got to these, but I've re-loaded them. I wonder if they'll ever actually contact me about this little cat and mouse game that we play.

Friday, October 05, 2007

Anna Kournikova Bikini w/Camel-toe Pics

It's been a rather boring week in the world. Everyone's talking about Britney Spears and her children, and that's just a big yawn for me. So, since there's nothing better to post about right now, here are some pictures of Russian tennis star Anna Kournikova. Or is it Russian ex-tennis star. Does she even play anymore? She's got enough money from whatever endorsement deals she had going on while she was still active that she can spend years running around in bikinis and banging Enrique Iglesias. So . . . I guess that answers that question. The picture below you can see a little bit of a lop-sided dromedary-crotch action . . . or for the lay-persons . . . a camel-toe. It's not all that well defined, but if you squint really hard, and maybe use your imagination a little bit, it's there. All you need to do is believe. And be a pervert.

Feel free to click on the pictures to expand them.

Wednesday, October 03, 2007

Jessica Simpson, Fembot?

Because I'm a benevolent blogger, I'm going to help you forget those awful Sarah Jessica Parker photos with these photos of Jessica Simpson, complete with vacant Fembot-ish stares and plenty of cleavage. Is there an actual thought going through that "mind" of hers? She has all the facial features of one of those life-size high end sex doll models, but she looks less engaging somehow. Sure, she looks great, but talking to her would be the equivalent to getting nailed in your intellect's gonads. I need to make myself a sea-chicken sandwich, but enjoy the pictures.

Sarah Jessica Parker Disgusting Down-Blouse/Dress

First off all . . . these pictures are from the "Sex and the City" movie. Yes, I'll let that settle in your mind before I continue. Why the fuck is there a movie being made about that show, which I'm pretty sure hasn't been on TV for well over half a decade. And who thinks that Sarah Jessica Parker looks good with anything other than a paper bag over her head? These are very important questions that I think a Washington D.C. think tank should get right on. Screw getting that whole Iraq thing solved. We need to solve this problem that is happening on our own turf. Just look at that picture below this paragraph. Do you want to see that, blown up on the big screen? I could have sworn that picture was a scene for the next "The Hills Have Eyes" movie . . . but it's not. It's a Sarah Jessica Parker down-blouse . . . or technically a down-wedding-gown. Whatever it's called, it's fucking gross. Where's Jack Bauer when you really need him.

Tuesday, October 02, 2007

Kanye West Blogs

Kanye West, musical performer and consumate whiner, has a blog? Sure, why not. Everyone and their momma has a blog now. Why not Kanye. I mean, what better outlet for his ranting and complaining than a blog. That's why I do this. It's good to know that Kanye and I may have something in common. Now, if I were rich like him . . . I would totally find better things to do with my millions. Oh well, check out his blog here and read it . . . or watch the videos and look at the pictures he posts up. Not much of a writer from what I can tell. I wonder if, whenever he does get around to posting, if it will rhyme. And be a post someone wrote 7 years ago but it has him saying "yeah" and "uh-huh" in the background.

Cameron Diaz and Ass Hang Out

Changing gears to something less gruesome, here are pictures of Cameron Diaz, twirling around . . . I think, and hanging out with her ass exposed via upskirt. And no, the ass I'm talking about is not Ashton Kutcher, who is also in one of the pictures. I don't know what they're doing together . . . maybe Demi Moore let Ashton go out on a play-date with Cameron while she was running errands or something. Or, they could be on the set of a movie. Who knows, and more importantly, who cares. People who are into Cameron Diaz (God help you all) are just here to see her ass in the picture below, which, if you study it closely, would appear to be either clad in an invisible set of underpants . . . or with no underpants whatsoever! Speculate at your own will, and try to forget about the last post . . . At least this one's alive. For now.

Anna Nicole Smith Memorial over @ WWTDD.COM

I don't know what to say about this . . . but WWTDD.COM has a post-mortem picture of Anna Nicole Smith taken shortly after she died, complete with vomit and pink highlights in her hair. Not exactly sure why they're posting it, and why it's not on, which is where I would have expected to see this . . . but oh well. I don't have the stomach to actually post it on my own blog, but there's the link. Click at your own risk. And make sure you make those reservations in hell while you're at it. Sometimes the interweb shows you too much. Also take the time to check out the funny guys who make comments. Classy redefined.

Eva Longoria Sex Tape

Hmm . . . I had heard about this . . . but, just like that Meg White sex tape, this one is not for real. It's actually for a website called "", which I'm pretty sure it's run by Will Ferrell and some of his comedian friends. Oh well, I didn't want to see that Mexican lawn gnome getting it on with some dude anyway.

Monday, October 01, 2007

Heidi Montag in Bikini, Baywatch Style?

I have never watched a single episode of "The Hills" on MTV. I don't even know what the show is all about. But, apparently, Heidi Montag got famous for being on it, and then getting breast implants . . . so now she spends her days, running around beaches in bikini's awaiting photo-ops and generally not contributing to society. Which is fine if you're into that sort of stuff . . . but it just seems a little vapid for me. Here she is, pretending she's in "Baywatch", running around with a lifeguards flotation device and standing next to one of their vehicles. In a bikini. So . . . yeah . . . nothing much else to say here. *Yawns* Filler can be so boring sometimes.

Paris Hilton Pwnd by Letterman

Should Paris Hilton be left off the hook for being a downright deplorable waste of a human being? Has she had enough? Should she no longer be the butt of every joke? I don't think so. Just because her family has more money than God, it doesn't mean that the world will stop laughing at her expense, and that's just fine by me. It seems that David Letterman shares in the same point of view, as he pretty much grilled her for about 7 of the 8 minutes this video runs for about her recent stint in the California Penal System. It's just great to watch Paris trying to keep her composure as Letterman just keeps digging deeper and deeper into her, and only relegating about a minute and a half to her upcoming movie and perfume that she is now hocking. Check out the video and enjoy.
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