Tuesday, July 31, 2007

Superbad Clip

Why do I want to see "Superbad" so much. It could be just a shitty teen comedy. Maybe it's because it stirs up some nostalgia for shitty teen comedies of the past. Comedies that were not PG-13 and totally pussified. Enjoy this clip, which has some NSFW language (you might want to turn down your speakers in the office a little bit) . . . but then again . . . if you're here already, with all the other posts, then you're not afraid of a little NSFW-action. Fuck PG-13.

Cindy Crawford - Topless Blast from the Past

What's with supermodels from the past getting naked recently? First Claudia Schiffer and Heidi Klum, now Cindy Crawford. It must be some sort of cougar renaissance going on. But, unlike her other two ex-super hottie contemporaries, Cindy Crawford shows us the goods for free. Because she's from America. The land of the free. These pictures were taken by the paparazzi while Cindy was vacationing in St. Tropez, and you can see she still looks pretty good in a bikini. I mean . . . for an old chick. I'm just glad that she's not maturing like a zombie like Sharon Stone is. Yeegh!

But, as people do when they think that no one is watching with a telephoto camera lens, Cindy Crawford decided to go for the "no-tan-lines" look and slipped her bikini top off. I don't blame her. I've got this unsightly farmer's tan. I guess I need to go to St. Tropez to even myself out. Back to Crawford . . . I'm sure there are a ton more pictures out there, but this is really what you're looking for.

Because I'm feeling generous, one extra bikini picture, which makes her husband/boyfriend/piece of man-meat look a little on the tubby side. Haha, suck it in fatty!

*Click on the pictures to make them bigger

Traffic Jam

This is the reason most of the pictures on this site (the ones from Photobucket.com) are not showing up until next month. I don't know why there's so many people visiting and page viewing. Not that I mind. I'm making pennies with their visits. I can afford to throw out my penny-jar thanks to these. Let's just hope it stays like this, but I wouldn't mind it if it went down to it's normal traffic amount, just so that my picture host wouldn't keep throwing hissy fits at me. Thank you Sitemeter for keeping track of these . . . even if I don't remember my user name and password.

Friday, July 27, 2007

Phillipine Prison System

The American Prison System is a failure. Overcrowding. Violence. And it wastes valuable talent on manufacturing license plates and street signs. We should take a look at the prison system in the Phillipines to find out just what needs to be done with our inmate population. Just check out the video. 1,500 inmates, all dancing, in a near perfect choreographed performance of Micheal Jackson's "Thriller". And that's just their practice. I don't know what the actual performance was like . . . but if it was as good as this, then I would have cheered for an encore. That and the inmates pretending to be zombies . . . just classic. What of the fate of the "girl" at the end of the video? Probably gang-ass-raped. But hey . . . sacrifices need to be made to ensure this type of quality.

EDIT - After "Thriller" ends, you can choose from tons of other Phillipine prison inmate dance videos. These guys are teh k00l!

Supermodels from the Past Bare All

I remember when Claudia Schiffer was super-hot. I think I was still in my teens then. But, it's been almost 10 years since I was that young. So, seeing her recent pictures from the French Vogue brings back fond memories. It also makes me want to go back in the past and see her posing like this ten years ago. If only my time machine were operational. I mean . . . I don't have a time machine. What's that? (shh! the Men in Black can never know). Another one of these old supermodels is Heidi Klum, who is also posing naked when she's not busy hosting shows on Bravo. This picture below is from a magazine called "Arena" . . . and you can argue that she's technically not naked. She is wearing high heels. Which is a good look for her. I just wish that they stop here. Ten years from now, when I'm nearing my 40's (holy shit . . . what the fuck!) I do not, absolutely do not, want to see Claudia Schiffer and Heidi Klum in magazines, naked. I don't buy the granny porn mags now, I don't see a reason to buy them then.

Relationships End

I broke up with Picturetrail.com. I just didn't feel like paying 20 bucks a year to host 500 pictures. What does this mean to BAFW? Well, pretty much the first half of this blog's history lost all of the pictures. They're probably showing up as red x's. I had started a picture migration project (or PiMP as I was calling it in my head) a couple of months ago . . . but do you know how tedious that is? I just didn't have the required man power and hours to undertake such a task. So, I let it go. But the posts still have the genius of my written words. That's never going to go away baby.

Photobucket.com is currently hosting my pictures. Apart from being a tad overzealous in regards to the more salacious pictures, they seem to be OK. So far. Sure, their 25 GB's of bandwidth cap/month seems a bit myopic, but I can deal with it.

EDIT - It took about 7 days for Photobucket.com to send me an e-mail telling me that I am getting dangerously close to exceeding their 25 GB's of bandwidth/month. One week people. This should not affect the newer pictures on the site, just the older ones. Once I hit my limit, they'll be back on August 20th . . . for another 7 days if traffic keeps going at the current all time high rate right now. I've had this month, so far, just under 40,000 page views. That beats May 2006's all time high of 35,000. If only all of you people clicked on the ads a little more . . . I could pay for the picture hosting.

Thursday, July 26, 2007

Claire Danes slips a Boob

Leave it to a young actress that is currently surpassing her young Hollywood contemporaries in the craft of acting to step it up a notch when it comes to the coveted "nipple slip". Claire Danes, who is probably doing some publicity for an upcoming film called "Stardust", visited the MTV studios (I'm assuming based on the microphone she's holding) and forgot her bra. That led to this opportune shot, in which you can not only see the nipple, but pretty much every single square inch of one of her boobs. Kudos Claire Danes. More Claire Danes boob slip picture. Enjoy it before Photobucket decides that it is violating their terms of usage and replaces it with something boring and not nipple oriented. Fascists.

Thank you Egotastic.com for this down blouse/nipple-slip/boob reveal.

Beowulf Trailer

The trailer for Robert Zemecki's upcoming adaptation of "Beowulf" is up, and from what I can see, it's pretty amazing. Not as creepy as his last movie, "The Polar Express", but it looks like he's getting this whole new Performance Capture technology down. Special attention was given to the eyes of each CG-rendered character to avoid them having a soul-less look. Just take a look at Angelina Jolie and Ray Winstone there. They look damn near real to me. Also starring in this movie: Anthony Hopkins (pictured below), John Malkovich, and Robin Wright Penn. Check out the trailer here, in glorious Quicktime.

Interviewing 101

ABC recently interviewed Holly Hunter about her upcoming TNT show "Saving Grace", and it went a little bit . . . um . . . terrible. If your dream is to become a celebrity interviewer, then do the exact opposite of what is featured on the video above. I don't know who Merry Miller is, but I'm pretty sure that after this was done, she was demoted to toilet cleaner at the ABC studios. And even then they were giving her a break because it doesn't even look like she could do that with any degree of expertise. I couldn't watch the whole clip. Proceed at your own caution.

BAFW Reviews - Afro Samurai

I recently picked up the “Afro Samurai” DVD. This was after I had rented it at the local video store, but the copy of it was so badly mangled that my XBOX 360 could not handle it, and the console’s DVD playback is not all that finicky, so it can usually play DVD’s that have been used and abused. But, what we had seen in the first few minutes of the title were so compelling that we decided to plunk down the cash to actually own it.

So, after the five episodes, my impressions are still ripe with awe and wonderment. I’m not saying this is the best piece of anime out there. But it is ranked amongst my personal top ten. And maybe it’s because it’s not all that Japanese. Sure, the style is, but the storytelling is very Western-ish. And it doesn’t hurt that they got an all-star voice cast for this. You’ve got Samuel L. Jackson playing the titular character (and his weird imaginary companion), Ron Perlman (Hellboy) as the main bad guy and Kelly Hu (Kelly who? She was in the X2: X-Men United movie . . . Lady Deathstrike) also lending her vocal talents.

So, enough about the details, right? Let’s get to the story (I’ll try to keep it spoiler-free). “Afro Samurai” tells the story of a boy who sees his father, the number one warrior, killed by the number two warrior in all the land. This sparks his quest to avenge his father and take his rightful place as the number one warrior. But first, he has to find the number two head-band, or else he can’t challenge his father’s murderer. The story shows us some flashbacks to Afro’s childhood, where he is taken in by a sword master and his clan of children and treated like another member of their impromptu family. Throughout these formative years, we see Afro develop his swordsmanship skills and his search for the mystical head-band that was taken from him shortly after seeing his father’s demise. We also get present time sequences where Afro is on the search for the number one, wasting pretty much anyone who he comes in contact with. His path of destruction is almost cataclysmic in magnitude. The action scenes are top notch by the way. The animation is so fluid and dynamic that it just grabs you by the balls and takes you on one hell of a ride.

Another cool thing about this anime is that even though you’ve got samurais, ninjas and geishas, there are also computers, cell phones and androids mixed in to the atmosphere. This leads me to believe that the setting for this story is on some parallel dimension or alternate universe where these two extremes co-exist. It makes for a very cool contrast and adds flavor to the battle sequences. Especially towards the end, when Afro has to battle an old foe from the past that is now part cyborg, complete with Darth Vader-ish breathing problems, but instead of a black-phallic shaped helmet, he’s wearing a giant teddy-bear head.

The music by Rza is also to be noticed. I’m not all that into the Wu-Tang Clan (gasp! I know, blasphemy), but I like what he’s done with the scoring and also bringing in other rappers in the mix to add another layer of coolness to this project.

An interesting tidbit here as well, letting you know how good this anime title is. My wife absolutely can’t stand anime. She hates it. But, she sat through this and actually enjoyed it. She actually prompted me to buy it when we were browsing through the DVD shelves of our local megalo-shopping-center. So, if it has her endorsement, then it should also appeal to non-anime fans. Actually, this title should appeal anyone who is thirsting for some extreme kick-ass-ery. Not just fans of anime, or fans of Sam Jackson, or fans of action flicks. This is a solid recommended title for anyone that enjoys quality film-making.

*Review also featured on Analog Medium. Great group of guys.

A Reason to Watch "Weeds"

If you don't subscribe to Showtime, then after seeing this advertisement for the show "Weeds", you should place a call to your cable/satellite provider and pay for it. "Just based on this ad?" you ask. Yes. The show itself is great. It's one of my favorites. And Mary Louise Parker is one hot MILF. But the show had a great first season, which only got better on its second season, and this third season should be great as well. Trust me. Watch it.

Wednesday, July 25, 2007

A Breather

So, work has got me pretty ragged lately. I just came off a 6 week work binge that has left me feeling like taking an early retirement. I'm already looking at convalescent homes where I can spend my golden years. I just need to find one where they can puree my food, because chewing's for suckers. But, that's pretty much why posting is sparse these days. Sure, I try to keep it semi-regular, but some days I'm just too tired or trying to catch up on lost sleep in the morning. But, today, finally, I have a day off, and tomorrow I'm not scheduled either. I just wish there were more interesting things to post about. Everything is "Lindsay Lohan arrested" stories or "Britney Spears meltdowns" this and that. It's played out. Unless one of them actually kills someone, I'm not posting about them.

In work related news, despite having the worst work schedule known to man, I am excelling. I'm currently holding the 4th spot as far as our stats go in the whole customer service center. In previous positions that I've held, being number 4 might not have been such a big deal. With Earthlink, there were probably 45 employees in the department, and when I was working at Panda Software (not Express, I did not work in a Chinese fast food restaurant . . . yet), it was like 10 technical support agents (that was for the entire United States!), but now that I work for one of the biggest companies in the world, being number 4 is a pretty big deal. There are close to 150 associates in my center, and I've been consistently in the top ten. Which is padding my paycheck with bonuses.

And now that my wife is undergoing the training, I'm just waiting for her to hit the 6 month mark so I can get my $500 bonus. I'm such a mercenary sometimes. That's just the kind of world we live in though. Money money money. That's all that is important. I'm getting close to my 6 month of employment, which ends my commitment to Customer Service, so I'm also looking to move up in the company. I'll probably be meeting with someone to coordinate my career advancement within the next week. Damn, that sounds so fucking adult. Don't worry, I won't stop posting. I have noticed that traffic has increased this month exponentially. It's close to 24,000 page views just this month. What the hell are you people looking for? I don't even post the "Search-mania" entries which were pretty much designed to attract hits like flies to shit. I don't get it, but whatever. I'm not turning away free traffic.

So, that's what's going on. I might have a review of "Afro Samurai" today or tomorrow . . . if I'm not too lazy to finish the DVD I bought like 2 weeks ago. 'Til then, I'm going back to sleep. It's almost 8 AM, and I need a couple of hours of shut-eye before I can contemplate on wether I'm going to the gym or if I'm just going to toss money out the window on a membership I never use.

A Reason to Watch "Smallville"?

I tried to get into "Smallville" during it's first season. I really tried to like it, but it just felt stupid to me. That didn't stop the show from being a success, and I haven't really checked in on it since then. It's always playing at the same time my DVR recorder is already busy recording something else. So, when I saw the picture of the chick that's due to play "Supergirl" in the new season (Lisa Vandevoort), it got me to thinking that maybe I should start recording the show. But, I probably won't. Even though this chick is hot, I don't want to run the risk of catching a glimpse of that pug-faced Kristen Kreuk. Why do people think she's hot? Just put a bikini on a pug dog and you can pretend it's your own personal Kristen Kreuk. Just don't do what I'm thinking you'll want to do. I'm pretty sure it's illegal in most states.

Tuesday, July 24, 2007

Natalie Portman's Magically Disappearing Hand

I could be writing about Lindsay Lohan being arrested for chasing her assistant's mother in her car, while drunk, and with cocaine in her pants pockets, but then I saw this other pants-related picture, and my priorities shifted. I mean, that's a crazy story, but I'm already forgetting all about it when looking at these pictures of Natalie Portman picking at her butt. It looks like those pants gave her a bit of a wedgie, and it also looks like she's not wearing underwear. I'll let that settle for a little bit . . . mmmm . . . . Oh, and in other Portman-related news, don't talk about her nude scenes in "Goya's Ghost", her upcoming movie.
Dudes who were bummed that Natalie Portman didn't take it all off during her pole dance in "Closer" can look forward to "Goya's Ghost," in which she plays a victim of the Spanish Inquisition. "There's a long shot of a nude woman," she tells Movies.com's Jeanne Wolf. But, sadly, she adds, "It's not me. ... You do see some parts of me unclothed, but if they end up on Web sites making it look like I'm nude, I'm going to be really, really angry." And nothing is hotter than an angry Natalie.
The only thing hotter than an angry Natalie Portman . . . is an ass-picking Natalie Portman. Just imagine if she were pissed off while she was doing that. I'd be painting my laptop white.

Monday, July 23, 2007

Britney Spears is Inspirational

While Britney Spears is not busy being America's Super Parent of the Millennium, she also spends her time giving inspirational advice to the paparrazi of the world. Because she's so concerned about their health and well-being, she offers advice like:
"Hey baby, when are you going to get on a diet? Have you ever tried weight watchers, you fat fuck. Why don't you run, you need to fuckin jog, you pussy. Yeah, run, run bitch"
Not much else happens during this video, but that alone is worth the whole 5 minutes of your life you'll never get back.

Thursday, July 19, 2007

Pink gets the Party Started

That's a pee party by the way, so you might want to give her a rain check . . . a yellow rain check. Golden shower'ish. Yes, that's what she's doing, at the beach I'm hoping judging from her attire, next to her mode of transportation. Which, surprisingly enough, does not surprise me. What does surprise me is that Pink has to pee in public to actually get noticed by me. Do I have some strange subconscious fetish? I think I'll just leave it that. Now, there is a small chance that the liquid splash marks on the concrete below Pink is not indeed urine. It could be lemonade, that she's trying to dry out with her own farts. Which, when you take into account that we're talking about Pink here, is not all that far-fetched either. I'm pretty sure you can see the stream in on of these two pictures, but it never hurts to cover all of your hypothetical bases. In totally unrelated urination news . . . she's wearing a bikini. Which, falls under the whole celebri-kini pandemonium that's being going around lately.

Tuesday, July 17, 2007

Paris Hilton up to her Old Tricks

I guess it's only logical to anticipate things like this when you're Paris Hilton. What other possible outcome would you have predicted when she slipped into a bathing suit and went surfing. That's why there was someone there, with a telephoto lens and a super fast shutter speed, to take pictures of this post-jail-time nip-slip. For me, though, I've seen it so much that it's not a special thing for me anymore. It's just Tuesday. I'd rather have her not showing off the nipples at every conceivable occasion, for a nice change of pace. But, can't teach an old dog . . . or bitch . . . new tricks. Expect a couple of more nipple slip incidents this week. After all, it's not even the middle of the week.

And who tries to surf with sunglasses on. Ginormous bug-eyed sunglasses. You're a retard Paris.

Cracked Out Troll Sighting in London

Is it possible for a picture of Kirsten Dunst, looking as "hot" as she does right there, make you want to throw up your breakfast. Because that's what it's doing to me right now. And I haven't even had breakfast yet. Good lord she looks terrible. Who did she con into letting her star in movies. The only movie I'd put her in is "Faces of Death", and she wouldn't even have to die or get hurt in it. Just about 5 minutes of her staring into the camera would be enough to freak anyone out. And look at those sagging mammaries. If you dare.

If only it could be like this all the time, Kirsten Dunst.

Being Popular Sucks

Dammit people. You've exceeded my Photobucket bandwidth! All I can do now is open up new accounts with them periodically to avoid this from happening. The pictures will be back on the 20th when my month with them starts. In the meantime, I'm taking suggestions as to what I can do about picture hosting. Any ideas?

Monday, July 16, 2007

Celebrities Celebrate Bikini

It's still summer, evidenced by the fact that it's only 8:30 Am here in Southern California, and my house is already feeling a little on the hot oven'ish side. Celebrities know this as well, which is why they keep showing up in bikinis, and people keep taking pictures of them. Cameron Diaz, taking time from her busy schedule of pissing off Peru (hey, that's where I'm from) hits the beach in this bikini, which is distracting me from her weird face and forcing my attention to other areas of her body. For a chick that's in her mid-thirty's, she's not looking half bad. I mean, she could look worse right? Now, if we could do something about her face. Maybe a paper bag. But that wouldn't really work at the beach. Plastic bag? You say it could be dangerous? I'm willing to take that risk. Just think of how much better the picture below this would look if you couldn't see that face.

Next celebrity, and we're kind of stretching the definition of that here, is Kim Kardashian, and her ginormous Armenian ass. This chick, who is only famous for being Paris Hilton's best friend and fellow amateur porno chick, hit the beaches as well, and I hear, caused ten foot waves in Japan after jumping into the ocean.

And, I'm glad she was able to find a circus tent that was not currently being used to cover up a little after she was done causing tsunamis with her ass.

Ashley Tisdale Nipple Slip

Speaking of nipple slips, I don't know who Ashley Tisdale is, but photographers are taking her pictures, and she, like the chick in my previous post, is completely oblivious to the fact that her nipple is in plain sight. Who is this chick by the way? And why does she look like such a moron? And can someone tell her to maybe buy a bra that fits her? It's not a very attractive nipple at that. Kind of puffy looking. Maybe she was stung by a bee there. Why am I posting this up again? Oh yeah, you people will be looking for this. I'm such a giver sometimes.

Just Your Typical Sunday

Yesterday was one of the rare occasions when I have a Sunday off, so the wife and I spent the day together. Nothing much in the way of super interesting things throughout the early part of the day. We woke up a bit on the late side, so we did not have breakfast, but ended up getting some lunch at this place called "The Oinkster" in Eagle Rock. She had a cheeseburger and fries (french/freedom) and I had the pastrami with fries. Heather was not all that impressed with her burger, but I enjoyed the pastrami. It is not served as salty as I'm used to eating it, but it was good. A bit on the pricey side though. Our meals ended up being just over 20 bucks, and I don't know how much you might make, but around here, for fast food . . . that's maybe a little bit much.

Next up on the agenda was to drive the route that my wife would have to take today to go to her first day orientation for the new job she just took on. A job which I referred her to at the bank, which means that 6 months from now, if she's still employed and doing well, I get a $500.00 bonus. I don't have a doubt in my mind that she won't do good. She's bright, hard working, and great with customers. And no, we won't be telling you which branch she's going to be working in. Partly because of privacy, but also because we don't work in a branch. Not all bank employees work in branches you know. Actually, the branch people are all idiots, and we kind of look down upon them. I don't care if they wear shirts and ties to work and we go in with jeans and t-shirts to work . . . they're all a bunch of idiots who don't know what the fuck they're doing. And that goes for every bank, not just the one we work for.

So, back to our Sunday. After that, we went to Pasadena, to my mother's house, to hang out in her pool for a couple of hours. Since we don't have a pool of our own, and it was close to 100 degrees yesterday, it was the only logical thing to do. We hung out there, had a little watermelon, chatted with my brother, step-father and mother about this and that, and took off after a quick shower (to get the chlorine off of me . . . my skin hates chlorine). We headed back home, but since it was still hot as balls, we took off for the nearest Best Buy to escape the heat and pick up a couple of items.

We didn't really need anything, but we wanted to test out if my wife's old employee discount still worked. She quit Best Buy for the job at the bank 2 weeks ago, and since we needed an aux-cable to hook up her iPod Shuffle to her Mazda 3's stereo, we thought we'd check out the price at least. She picked up a Dynex (Best Buy's brand) that retailed for just over 13 bucks. We took it over to a nearby computer, she keyed in her employee number, and the computer read back to us . . . . $1.23. Yes, one dollar and twenty-three cents. So, we took the cable, and walked around the DVD aisles for a bit, looking for something we had not yet seen. We settled for "Talladegah Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby", which was retailing for $19.99. We took our items to the register, she told the check out girl it would be an employee purchase, and lo and behold, it worked. We walked out of there paying 21 dollars and change, including tax, for something that a normal person walking in would have had to pay close to 40 bucks. Take that Best Buy!

Feeling a little hungry, and seeing a Costco next to the Best Buy, we figured we'd get some hot dogs and a soft drink for dinner. Costco is great for a cheap meal in a pinch, and since neither of us had any cash (who carries paper money anymore?), we raided my change cup for some funds, and managed to wrangle $3.25 in quarters, nickles and dimes. I felt like an old lady when it came to paying. But, that's not really the memorable part. As we were waiting in line, my wife leans over and whispers in my ear: "Look at the girl to your right". I do, and as I'm trying to figure out what she's talking about . . . I see it. A nipple, poking out of the top of this chick's tank top, in plain sight. And she does not realize it. It's like that nipple had lost all sensation on it. Her boyfriend walked up a couple of minutes later, and both my wife and I looked away. I think he let her know, because when we payed and walked away with our hotdogs and drinks, my wife told me that the nipple was no longer in sight.

After eating our dinner, we went home, played a little X Box 360 arcade games (she played the original Sonic the Hedgehog and I played Golden Axe . . . blasts from the past man) and watched the movie. During the movie, while going to the bathroom (not at the same time) we discovered a 5-legged spider living in our bathroom. We have no idea where it came from, or when it became disabled, but I named it "Gimpy" and let him stay there in his corner. We had to call it a night shortly after watching "Entourage" because Heather had to be at work at 8:30 AM (I just talked to her . . . she got there 45 minutes early) and that pretty much ended our Sunday.

Friday, July 13, 2007

Attack of the Bikini'd Olivia Munn

Olivia Munn, from the "Attack of the Show" (or AOTS for us nerds out there), did a little photo shoot for "Men's Health" magazine. I'm not exactly sure which health related topic the article tackled. Probably masturbation as a method to keep your prostate healthy. Because these pictures of Olivia Munn in a bikini are very conducive to some "hands in the pants" action. And that applies to women as well. My wife has a bit of a crush on this chick. Understandable. I'm not jealous. Just as long as she lets me videotape their eventual lesbian meet-up (in both our dreams), I'm all good. A couple of more pictures, these with her tugging down on the bikini bottom part. So damn sexy.

Opening Weekend Movies - 7/13/07

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - More like "Harry Potter and the Impossibly long Title for a Movie". Why don't they just call it "Harry Potter 5", or use the Roman numeral "V"? It worked wonders for that one "Rocky" movie. But, the movie is still opening this weekend with that title, and of course, everyone is going to go watch it. I'm not. I don't think I've ever watched a single Harry Potter movie straight through. I always catch bits and pieces of them. And no, you fucking perverts, not the "good parts" featuring Hermione Granger in semi-sexy situations. You need help by the way.

Captivity - This movie's advertising campaign, featuring Elisha Cuthbert (who also stars in the movie . . . duh), came under fire some months ago because it portrayed the young actress in the act of dying in several situations. I thought it was genius. But, you know America. But, the movie is coming out, and aside from that interesting side note in advertising history, it doesn't look all that amazing. Just your run-of-the-mill "killer keeping a couple of people chained in his basement while he tortures them and eventually kills them . . . or not?" type of movie.

Thursday, July 12, 2007

Bai Ling Nipple-Slip

Alright! That's it. I'm calling shannanigans on this nipple slip. Not that it's fake, because it isn't. You just can't photoshop something so weird looking on a boob. No, what I'm calling shannanigans on is the reason why the nipple slip is there to begin with. I think Bai Ling is staging these events. There's no way she could not know that her freak-nips are being exposed to the world. I mean, who's that oblivious? You'd have to be borderline retarded to not realize what you're doing. So, yeah. This is premeditated. But then again, that's just my theory. Maybe this is just an accident, in a long line of accidents, for her. Expect another accident like this to happen to her next week. One more picture of her freakishly huge nipple.

Wednesday, July 11, 2007

Celebr-ikini Pandemonium

I believe that summer has officially started. It's not something that is predicated by any specific date of the year, or when the temperatures get hot, or hotter than the previous year (Al Gore was right). No, it's when celebrities come out "en force" rocking their favorite two pieced swimsuit . . . the bikini. To the right of this paragraph, you've got Hillary Duff in one, and it's a small picture because I don't particularly find her interesting . . . or attractive. But she's here, because she's in a bikini. Are you seeing a pattern forming here? More celebrities, skimpily clothed, and sometimes soaking wet, below this.

Someone tell Hilary Swank that she really should try an eskimo parka this summer. Or, maybe she can dress up as a boy (which, from the looks of it, she's got the body for) and make out with Chloe Sevigny. Oh wait, she's done that already.

I'm not sure just what kind of hand gesture Lindsay Lohan is throwing at us in that picture. But, it's either "I want to munch on your rug", or "Do you have a cigarette . . . or 20?", or she might be asking for a double serving of "party water". What is more important is the curvature of her stomach. Is she hiding a lifetime supply of vodka in there?

Hayden Panettiere (still only 17) is hitting the beach in a bikini as well. That's really all I can say about that. In case the Feds are watching.

My wife told me that Mandy Moore was looking old lately. I don't know if that's the word I would use. She's definitely not "Panettiere'ish". But, she's still looking pretty OK lately. A little on the frumpy side in that bikini, but not bad.

If you get the Victoria's Secret catalogs in the mail, then you already know who Alessandra Ambrosio is. And if you know who she is, chances are you are a guy, that does not live with a woman, who is still getting those catalogs. Dude, what's up with that? You have no idea how they got your name and address right? Suuuuuure. One more of Hayden Panettiere picture and that's it for the day.

"I see the one hand on the computer mouse, but where's the other hand? Wait, is that in your pants? Ewww . . guh-ross!"

Wednesday, July 04, 2007

Recent Developments AKA Excuses

Yeah. I know. It's been a while since I've regularly posted something here. That's because I've been pretty busy this past week. With 6 days of straight work because of the fourth of July, I'm finally having a little time to just relax. Of course, I didn't post anything worthwhile today because I was stuck pretty much half of the day in a Mazda dealership.

My wife bought herself a Mazda 3. Which she had wanted for a long time. Her previous car (a '91 Ford Escort) needed to be replaced a couple of years ago. A non-functioning air conditioning system is just no good during this whole global warming thing that's going on lately. But, now she has a proper car, which has a pretty decent gas mileage per gallon. And a fully functioning air conditioning system. Plus, she got the car at the price we wanted. Not the price the dealer wanted to charge us. Which is a pretty big victory if you've gone through the whole car buying process.

So yeah, we've been a tad on the busy side lately. And we've been reading a lot lately. Christopher Moore is coming highly recommended by us right about now. Read "The Stupidest Angel". If you read this blog, you should like that book as well.

We're so busy lately we haven't seen "Ratatouille" and "Transformers" yet. Which are both vying for our movie dollars right now. Maybe when we get an influx of cash this weekend, we'll take a couple of hours to watch either one (or both of those) movies.

Oh, and then there's the X Box 360 game called "Dirt", which dominated my eyes and thumbs for a solid week. It's on its way back to Gamefly now, but check it out if you have the time. I got me 975 out of 1000 achievement points in that game. That's 48 out of 49. I don't want to toot my own horn, but that's not too shabby.

So, maybe this week I'll post something about something or other. Maybe. If we're not too busy.
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