Friday, December 29, 2006

Happy (?) New Year

Yeah, I've been lagging on the posting lately. Why? Who cares. It's the end of the year. I should have some soft of "Best of" list, but lists are teh suck. Or teh gh3y. I'm not quite sure which. Enjoy the last days of 2006 bitches . . . 'cause you'll never get them back.

Wednesday, December 27, 2006

Fantastic Four: The Rise of the Silver Surfer Teaser

Can it be? An actual teaser trailer for a movie that I was not particularly awaiting with open arms that has changed my mind. Completely? I was not a big fan of the first "Fantastic Four" movie. But, there is more great action in this minute and a half of footage than in the whole running time of the first movie. So, maybe this will improve on the previous cinematic incarnation. Or, this could be the only good scene in 2 hours worth of crap. Either way, it kicks all sorts of ass. And the Silver Surfer looks pretty damn cool.

Prepare to be amazed here if you have Quicktime. If not, then you suck as much as the first "Fantastic Four" movie.

E-mail and Grievances

I got an e-mail today at work from a coworker who happens to read my blog. He/she (to maintain anonymity) took offense to a comment that was on a post that was directed towards someone else that I work with . . . a certain PC doctor's (or candy-striper if you ask me) whose then absence from work for a prolonged period of time due to "illness" was causing me a lot of stress. I think I had made a mention that his juniors were not working as hard as they should, and then I got this e-mail in my inbox today.
Jaime, if you have something to say about me or my work ethics, please take it up with me and my manager and not the entire world on your blog. I don’t appreciate being called names or being slandered on someone’s blog.
Now, here's the comment that he/she is having a problem with.
(G)et your ass to work. Your wonder twins are not doing a lick of work. They keep taking breaks to go to liquor stores and/or coffee shops with their BFF's.
A couple of things that I'm having a problem with here. Sure, I called him/her a "Wonder Twin" . . . but not which one? Maybe it was the one that turns into a bear or an eagle instead of the one that turns into a bucket of water or a letter opener. Secondly, the entire world is going to be looking at this? That might be a little bit of an exaggeration. Even if someone from Germany were to happen upon that particular blog post, they wouldn't even care because it's not a post about shize-movies starring a drunk Hermione from the Harry Potter movies. So, relax, the whole world is not in on it. Thirdly, the guy the post was directed to is your direct superior, so . . . in a round-a-bout way, I was taking it up with your "manager". And lastly (I'm pretty sure that's a word) . . . I don't mention any names, so how are you being "slandered" if no one knows it's you. And how do you know that I am talking to you now. It could be . . . someone else. That's the beauty of anonymity. I respect your desire to not be "slandered", but who's going to know it's you . . . unless you see something in that comment that has some semblance of truth.

Get over it. I don't see Britney Spears getting pissed off at the fact that I posted her upskirts on my blog. If you want to be mad at me, then go ahead. It doesn't bother me. But realize that I don't make shit up. I speak, or in this case, type my opinions that are based on some fact. I'm not going to make a big deal about this. I'm going to let it go. I don't want to keep having to use my 15 minute breaks to post explanations as to why I do the things that I do. You're an OK guy/girl. But I'm not apologizing for what I type.

Christmas Loot

Christmas speaks to my materialistic side. I don't have a problem getting presents. I love them actually. This year, my wife and I set up a budget so that we wouldn't get into too much trouble with bills and the such. Here's what I got.

Reading Material - She sure knows what I like. She got me all 4 Halo novels and a couple of trade paperback comic books (100 Bullets vol 9 & Fables vol 7). I have already gone through the comic books, because I'm a bit of a nerd. The books I will begin soon.

Viewing Material - Superman Returns (Widescreen), V for Vendetta (Widescreen) and Lucky Number Slevin (Widescreen) DVD's. The first two I had seen, and she got for me because they were comic book movies. The third one is something I wanted to watch but never got around to because of time constraints and/or monetary issues. But, now I have a chance to watch it. It looks good.

Wearing Material - Boxer briefs (cause I like it snug) and crew socks (no tubes for me) and a t-shirt with John Cleese and a famous quote from a Monty Python movie. Some warm gloves were also given to me as part of my stocking stuffer.

High-Tech Toys - An X-Box Live Vision Camera, a wireless 360 Controller with a Play and Charge kit and a 1 Gig USB thumb-drive. Pretty much everything I hinted at for the past couple of months.

Stocking Stuffers - This was my first year of doing stockings . . . and I failed miserably at it. My wife, an accomplished pro at it, did much better. A couple of the things listed above were put in my stocking, but in addition to that, a few pounds (yes . . . pounds/lbs) of chocolate and other candies, a little Buddha organizer and a card game.

So, while I didn't get any flat screen televisions and the such, I think I did pretty well. I got some gift cards and cash/checks from other family members which helped me buy "Gears of War" yesterday. I still have some cash left behind from that. I might go out and buy me a fancy electric razor. They one I have is dying on me. Not sure what else I might buy myself, but I know for sure I'm going to let the malls die down a little before venturing into them. While I like sales, I don't like the crowds that will be swarming consumer establishments around this time of the year.

Friday, December 22, 2006

Girl Fight Fridays - Have a Muddy X-Mas

While there is no malice and wishes of clawing another bitch's eyes out in this video, you can't deny the inherent fun that is watching two bikini'ed chicks rolling around in the mud. Why don't they show this on prime-time television? It would be more popular than Lost or Desperate Housewives. Not as touching as Extreme Make-Over: Home Edition . . . in the heart dept . . . but definitely more touching in the groin-area.

Thursday, December 21, 2006

Calling all Mac-Addicts - iPhone?

While I'm not big on cell-phones (why do they work everywhere except your own home?!), this leaked, potential design for the long-rumored iPhone is intriguing. I mean, no buttons? Is it as big as a Nano? What gives? It looks much nicer than my current LG cellphone, but just how much is Apple expecting its rabid fan-base (I include myself in that category) to pay for this? So many questions. I'll be making a phone call this weekend. Part wishing someone a merry X-mas, and part information gathering.

The Donald Throws Down . . .Verbally

Mental note - Never get into an argument with Donald Trump. His hair . . . brilliant. His business practices . . . outstanding. His choice to keep Miss Universe on the job . . . commendable. Watch your (fat)back Rosie O'Donnell. He's coming for you.


A couple of minutes ago, as I was plucking away at e-mails from customers who can't figure out just how to make their computers work with their anti-virus program(s), I heard some "thank you's" and some "great work this past week". A group of higher-ups was walking around the dept, stopping at each mini-cubicle that we inhabit for 8 hours of the day, and giving something to the tech support employees. I'm thinking that it's got to be something not sucky. Maybe a small token of their appreciation for a year's worth of hard work and triumph over adversity time and time again.

When they got to me, I had no idea just how small that token was to be. Five Dollars. American. Five 1 Dollar bills were handed to me, by the manager of our entire division, with a big smile on her face, and then she thanked me for a great job. I looked at her, and holding back, using every little bit of restraint possessed by my being, I uttered the words "thank you". They went on to the next lucky individual and I sat there, on my chair, looking at this money that was just handed to me.

As soon as they left our office, everyone pretty much looked at each other and either started laughing, or started making jokes about how they'd hit the big time. I personally made a crack at how I can send my (non-existent) kids to college now. I mean, it is 5 dollars. This gesture symbolizes just how out of touch this company is with their employee-base. We do our work every day, for pay that is not equal to the amount of effort that we put into it . . . and this is what they do? Forget about approving the raises everyone that got a promotion should have gotten a couple of months ago. No, we're giving you poor, downtrodden motherfuckers 5 dollars . . . so you can almost buy yourself a lunch today.

Gee, thanks. I'll try not to spend it all in one place.

Wednesday, December 20, 2006

One of Those Days . . . . Again

You know, as the week progresses, my thoughts of murder keep getting more prevalent. I swear I could kill someone right now. Might be you. Watch your back. But seriously, why do I keep talking to the same morons. Customers that just don't get the "NO FREE PHONE SUPPORT" that is in their service agreements. Customers that when asked "Can I have your client number", they respond with "Do you mean my user name/password/social security number/height & weight/size of my last bowel movement?" NO MOTHERFUCKER! Your client number. I am speaking fucking Chinese? Do I look like Rosie O'Donnell. I could have sworn there were no "Ching-chongs" in my question to you . . . fuck-hole.

And it's only Wednesday. It doesn't get any better than this until the weekend, which is still a painful 2 days away. I'm not sure I can make it. I've felt like this before, and I have been able to make it, but today . . . I'm not so sure. While I'm typing this I can see the phone queue keep accumulating calls. And I know that every single one of those calls will be some stupid motherfucker that has no business anywhere within 100 yards from a computer. These people truly need take a trip back in time and hang out with Neanderthals . . . because spending some time with their intellectual equals might be a welcome change of pace for them. I know it would be a welcome change of pace for me . . . because I wouldn't have to deal with them anymore.

*Sigh* Rant over. Jaime has been fully vented. Anger levels dissipating . . . but they're still there. Next call determines wether I kill one of the wonder twins or not.

Early Halo 3 Footage

I was just cruising around the Gamespot website and I came across a link that said something about some behind the scenes video from Bungie. I thought it'd some boring technical discussion on how they're pretty'ing up the next Halo game. Then, as I was watching it, I started getting interested in how they are reworking the Brutes, and then they show some pre-liminary animations of how the behave and they follow it up with early footage of the Master Chief taking them on. Just check out the video here and then curse yourself in anticipation of this because we probably won't see a release of this game until Fall of 2007.

New Transformers Trailer

Holy shit. Micheal Bay just blew my mind. I don't know if there's much that I can say here about this trailer. Other than it kicks copious amounts of ass. Metallic ass, which is the hardest of asses to kick. I'm still trying to pick up my jaw off the floor. More than meets the eye here

Britney Spears - Fathead

Do you all remember when Britney Spears was attractive? I remember those days fondly. Back when Christina Aguilera and Britney Spears would battle for my masturbatory actions. Sigh . . . good times. But now, Britney's looking like this, and Aguilera looks like a whorish Betty Boop. I guess change is bad. The funny thing about this though, is that I'm not alone in not liking the new Britney Spears. These pictures are from a Laker's game she went to, where the crowd, after seeing her visage grace the Jumbotron, boo'ed her and she actually got up and left the game. That's grand. I would have gotten over my hate of organized sporting events if I had been in attendance, as I would have, and gleefully, joined in on the public boo'ing. One more picture below. Despite her fat-head, the cans are looking decent.

I hope that's a diet Pepsi, tubby

Tuesday, December 19, 2006

TuGMO - Beer is a Gateway Drug

A gateway to girls macking like there's no tomorrow. Look at these two go. I love it how beer always leads to either one of these results. The chicks either want to claw each other's eyes out, or they want to love and grind each other. There's no in the middle when chicks drink.

BAFW - Truant Officer Edition

You know who you are. You cocksucker. You're not at work and we're all paying for it. And on a Tuesday when you know we're understaffed already. What the hell kind of a "team-player" are you? And even though you take 1 call per hour because of your fondness of remoting into a customer's computer, that doesn't mean that our workload is light. We're fucking dying over here. And tomorrow, you'll stroll in at noon (if you do decide to show up) and smile at us and joke around like the last couple of days never happened.

You know what . . . Fuck you. And your PC doctoring ways. Don't even ask me to plug your site on my blog mofo. God I'm so pissed off. Here's a New Year's resolution for you. Show up to work more often.

Unless your intestines are leaking again. In that case, get well soon. But that's the only reason why I would show any degree of sympathy towards you. We're stuck here breathing the poisonous mold. So should you. Jack-hole.

Monday, December 18, 2006

Happy Holidays - Now with Bonus Eye-Swelling

When I woke up this morning, I didn't feel bad. Kinda great actually. Well, for a Monday, I'm guessing that not wanting to kill the world (maybe just South America) qualifies as great for me. I get some breakfast, nothing out of the ordinary, get washed up and dressed, and head out to work.

One hour into it, I have to take my morning whizz. After doing so, I'm looking at myself in the mirror (who could resist really . . . not even me) while I'm washing my hands, and I notice something not quite right. The area just below my lower eyelid looks a bit on the puffy side. Like some sort of allergic reaction. It looks like bee-stings actually.

So, I head back to the office. You know, the one that has the rampant mold problem that is being handled by the one air purifier and I show both my supervisor and manager (who, by the looks of it, are having a pretty terrible time themselves . . . minus the eye swelling). They ask me to walk over to HR so I can be their poster boy for what's wrong with our office. I march my steadily swelling ass there and, of course, they're all in a product meeting.

I tell my supervisor that I'm going to take a quick ride to Long's Drugs to get some Benadryl'ish medicine. Maybe the anti-histamines can bring the swelling down. I get some, take it, and now that I'm sitting here . . . typing this, my head feels all swimmy. But my eyes still feel swollen. I haven't check them in a bit, because I haven't had to take a leak yet.

I don't know why they haven't fixed the problem yet. They had a whole weekend to go in there and fix this shit up. I had to miss work on Friday and I used up my last sick day of the year then. If I have to go home today, because of this eye-swelling condition, I'm most likely going to be out a day's pay. I don't want that. And while I might get the day off paid, that's like wishing I won the lottery when I don't actually play it. We're talking longshot here. These are the people that give out promotions and then don't give raises for said promotions. Take that into account.

Thursday, December 14, 2006

Blunderton Incorporated

I'm pretty sure that's who I work for by now. It's totally not the name of the company that signs my paychecks every 2 weeks, but it sure feels like it. Why? Well, we've been having this slight problem with leaks and a funky smell in our office that has been present for . . . oh, I can't even remember when it started. Complaints have been sent out to HR, some more complaints . . . and get this . . . even more complaints. But nothing, until today, had been done about it.

Apparently, we have a bit of a mold problem. A mold that we have been breathing in for the past couple of months (at least). This mold makes us feel like shit warmed over. Everyone has itchy eyes, sore throats. Some of us have upset stomachs. I'm no doctor (despite what my Tijuana School of Taco Medicine Diploma says), but these symptoms sound a bit on the serious side. I guess, today, some of the higher ups came in and experienced what we've been enduring for some time.

They even saw us wearing these surgical-type masks. Things one would wear while clearing asbestos in a white, plastic jumpsuit. They came in, sprayed some Oust (I know, wtf!) and promised us an air purifier. Which is, great and all, but that's like putting a band aid on an artery that has been busted wide open. And to top it off, today, to try to stop the proliferation of the mold, we had to turn off the air conditioning.

I know it's December. I know it's officially either late fall or early winter. This should not have been such a big deal. But, it's been unusually hot this year. Global Warming. That Al Gore was right. So, no air conditioning combined with about 25-30 PC's, and a room full of servers equals the tech support dept feeling like the inside of an oven. That's why they handed us the surgical masks. So they could turn on the A/C to cool down the office.

I'm just hoping that they'll take care of this quickly before tech support decides to file a class action suit. Which we should have done already . . . but we're so beaten down and shat upon here that we get used to the hardships. Wether they are environmental (moldy office) or workload related.

The cutest thing our employer did though was put this little box-fan next to the door in an effort to freshen up the joint. They first pointed it outwards so that it could . . . in theory . . . suck out the crap air. We turned it around and made it point inwards so that some fresh fucking air could come in. But you should see this thing. It shakes like a chihuahua on crack-cocaine. I feel like walking up to it and kicking it to put it out of its misery . . . but it's the only thing currently pumping in fresh(ish) air into the office.

Bananas - An Instructional Video

I'm not sure what Kirk Cameron, of "Growing Pains" fame and Jesus' BFF, is trying to prove in this video. Is it that God created bananas, or is it an instructional video on how to properly give a banana a hand-job. Look at the hand motions the "expert" uses. And he even gives us a looksie at his "oh" face. You know . . . this Christianity thing might not be all that bad. Ladies, ya'lls need to take a look at this. For Christ's sake.

Wednesday, December 13, 2006

Dreaming's a Bitch

I had this strange dream last night. In it, I kept getting accosted by my past sexual conquests. These chicks would follow me around and throw themselves at me in an effort to get it on. Now, before you get any silly ideas . . . it's not like it was a giant crowd of women that was looking for me. I can still count the amount of women I've made it (I know, classy) with using both my hands . . . and a calculator. Ha! See what I did there. Feel free to slap your knee at any time now. Go on. I'll pause the story until you get it out of your system.

So, back to the dream. I keep trying to fend off these women, who won't take no for an answer. I tell them that I love my wife, that there's no way that I'm going to cheat on them, and that they're just wasting their time. But they're relentless. They keep coming after me. Pleading their case for sex with me. Suddenly, I find myself cornered by this number of women I would need a calculator to tabulate and they're ready to pounce. . . and I wake up.

I immediately look to my left, where my wife is sleeping, and I sigh with relief. She's laying there, sleeping like an angel, and I couldn't be happier to be next to her. Of course, she then proceeds to turn towards me and I get a left hook to the chin. But I don't mind. I fall asleep next to her, the slight tingling of the punch to my face reassuring me that she's there, and that she's the only one I want to be with.

HDH - Ali Larter

Since last week's Hump Day Hottie is part of the cast of one of my favorite new television shows, "Heroes", I thought I'd continue the trend and throw up a couple of pictures of one of the other stars of the show, Ali Larter. She's been around for some time now, and I most fondly (and fondingly'ly) remember her from that one scene in "Varsity Blues" where she's wearing the whipped cream bikini for Dawson. Man, that was hot. She hasn't really hit it big since then, mostly taking small roles in movies and now, finally, she's getting one of the leads in pretty much the best show not named "Battlestar Galactica" this season. One more picture of her, not looking overtly sexy like in the small picture to the right of this paragraph.

Tuesday, December 12, 2006

TuGMO - Futon Fumbling

Ah . . . chicks making out. When will this get old? I don't know. Never possibly. You know why? Everyone can appreciate girls kissing girls. It's something that is completely natural. If my wife were to make out with a chick (preferably as hot as she is) I would not consider it cheating. I'd consider it record-able material for her and I to review later on. What? For scientific purposes. Get your mind out of the gutter for penis in vaginas's sake. You people just can't stop (titties) thinking about sex.

Friday, December 08, 2006

My New Favorite Band

These kids are fucking awesome. Look at how they shred on those axes. And the tiny head-banging little girl. She makes all of these nu-rock pussy mall-punk wannabes look like giant vaginas. This is what hard rock is all about. Nevermind that there's a fucking Pikachu on the mic. That just makes it cooler, without having to rely on ironic tight t-shirts. I don't think I've seen something rock this hard since I looked in my pants earlier *wink wink*. Should I be making these kinds of jokes when there are kids in the video. They'd be cool with it. You know why? They're not pussies like those Fallout Boys or 30 Seconds to Mars bitches.

Full 300 Trailer

The trailer for one of next year's most kick ass movies is out on Yahoo, and . . . it's awe-inspiringly jaw-dropping. I know, just like hanging out with me in person, this trailer elicits fits of euphoria and your eyes actually orgasm. What am I wasting your time with words when you could be checking it out. You're in for one wild night.

Opening Weekend Moving Pictures - 12/08/06

Wide Releases

Apocalypto - The movie I want to watch this weekend, and I'm not quite sure why. I had an equal ratio of yawn to wince when I was watching "The Passion of the Christ", but that's just because that was an hour and a half of torture-porn. This one . . . sounds kind of fun. An ancient Mayan chase movie. Complete with gaping wounds, ritual sacrifices and a crushed skull or two (wouldn't be a Mel Gibson movie without one, right?).

Blood Diamond - Leonardo DiCaprio in a movie where he does an accent. Hmm . . . it can't be as bad as Brad Pitt's Irish accent, right? This movie does have Jennifer Connely. She is pretty friggin hot, despite anything my wife might have to say about her. She's such a "hay-ta". Also in this movie is Digi-mon Honsou . . . which somehow managed to clear his schedule of Saturday morning cartoons and collectible card battle games to also put in a strong performance. What? His name is Djimon? Whatevs.

The Holiday - Ah, the obligatory chick-flick of the week. And, it's holiday themed. A two-fer. What a bargain. Too bad it looks totally bland, despite the participation of Jack Black. I think he just signed on for this movie to kiss Kate Winslet. I don't blame him. She's looking pretty ok after dropping all of that "Titanic" weight. Haha, that's a double-entendre. This blog can get pretty intellectual sometimes.

Unaccompanied Minors - Kid flicks. You have to have them at this time of the year. Kids are getting out of school for the winter break. They have to do something during the day or they'll just take up the crack-rock. So, unlike other times of the year, I'm not totally hating this movie. I'm not watching it, but, I realise it is good for the kids not to do drugs. McGruff the Crime Dog would be proud of me.

Girl Fight Fridays - Backyard Bumpin'

It seems that, every time you get a bunch of white people in a backyard, something like this happens. What the fuck white people? Can't you all enjoy your Pabst Blue Ribbon and Coors Lights and not get your bitches into fights? Not that I want it to stop. Otherwise, what would I post on Fridays? This fight is pretty good . . . if you can see through some of the pixelated video. I think I saw some upper cuts in there. Definitely saw some hair pulling, which is the standard for girl fights. So, yeah . . . enjoy the fight.

Thursday, December 07, 2006

Search Terms - Organized for your Viewing Pleasure

I'm comin' atcha strong this week. Look, everything is broken down into categories. Like the good ol' days. I figure, if I concentrate my mental efforts on doing this (somewhat menial) task, then I won't have to kill anyone. Bloggin IS therapy.

Britney Spears & The Toxic Vagina Tour Searches
Britney labia - Google Search
britney window pantyshot - Google Search
paris britney lindsay beavers - Google Search
britney spears pantyless totally - Yahoo Search
britney spears yahoo - Technorati Search
britney spears panty picture - Ask.Com Search
britney spears crotch shot no panties photo – BlogSearch
britney without panty phtos - Google Search
see britney spears pussy exposed - Ask.Com Search
linsey lohan britney spears no underwear pictures - Yahoo Search
Britney exposed crotch free photos - Google Search
"britney upskirt pictures" - Google Search CA
google/britney pantyless - Bellsouth Search

Lindsay “Can I get some Attention” Lohan Searches
lindsay lohan no panty pictures - Google Search
lindsay lohan beaver pictures - Google Search CA
crotch shot "lindsey lohan" - Google Search
Lohans nip slips and upskirt - Google Search
pictures of linsey lohan with no knickers on - AOL Search UK
Lindsay Lohan picture + without underwear - Google Search PH
lindsay lohan pantyless uk - Google Search
paris hilton. linsey lohan no underpants photos - Yahoo Search
"Lindsey lohan" and "panties" - Google Search
Lindsay Lohan beaver shot - Google Search
lindsay lohan=boat picture - Google Search
lohann snatch - Google Search
lindsay lohan moon's nickelodeon - Google Search

Pedophiles Delight – Emma Watson Searches
Emma Watson exposed pictures - Dogpile Search
Emma Watson/paparazzi - Google Search
emma watson nude - BlogSearch UK
Rare Emma Watson Pictures - MSN Live Search
emma watson nip slip - Google Search
Emma Watson crotch shot - Yahoo Search
Emma Watson In Bra - MSN Live Search CA
"Emma Watson's feet" - Google Search
emma watson nude – BlogSearch
emma watson's butt - Google Search
emma watson's thong - Google Search
emma watson breasts – BlogSearch

Big Beaver . . . Brother’s Bianca Gascoigne Searches
bianca gascoigne upskirt shots - Google Search UK
bianca gascoigne knickers - Google Search UK
bianca gascoigne video - Google Search PT
bianca gascoigne video clips - Google Search UK
bianca gascoigne beaver - Google Search UK
pics pictures upskirt pussy "Bianca Gascoigne" -porn -"hard -core" - Google Search DE

Bond Girl Searches
eva green nipslip - Google Search UK
eva green mpeg - Google Search
eva green nipple - Google Search TW
eva green nipslip - Google Search UK
eva green upskirt - Google Search DE
eva green + sex + wmv + the dreamers - Google Search UK
mpegs of eva green in the dreamers - Google Search

Famous Ladies of Searching
jessica alba ass - Dogpile Search
penelope.cruz - BlogSearch
ashanti nip slip - Google Search DE
fergie nipslip - Google Search
gretchen upskirts - Google Search UK
fergie nip - Google Search
ciera hermaphrodite - Google Search
McPhee Nip slip - Google Search
Katharine McPhee sexy pictures - AOL Search
Emilie de Ravin rape clip video - Google Search
penelope cruz pics - BlogSearch
Ciera crotch shot - Google Search
"mischa barton upskirt"out of car - Google Search
early Jessica alba mpeg - Google Search UK
catherine mcphee pix - Google Search
Eva Mendes Wallpaper - Ask.Com Search
"kat mcphee" "big butt" - Google Search
mischa upskirt - Yahoo Search
"Kyra Sedgwick" loverboy mpg - Google Search
"morgan webb butt" - Google Search
paris hilton "no panties picture" - Google Search
Cameron "Diaz's feet" - Google Search BR
morgan webb upskirt - Google Search
gretchen moll bettie - Google Search
ana de la reguera nude - BlogSearch
ashanti hermaphrodite - Google Search
Katherine Mcphee upskirt wardrobe malfunctions - Google Search
katherine mcphees bra size - Google Search
vanessa minnillo nipple slip footage - Google Search

No one in Particular Searches
french gymnast pees - Google Search
Upskirts without panties - Google Search IT
www.totally - Google Search
exposed crotch photos - Bellsouth Search
free papparazzi upskirt - Google Search UK
nipple slip, oops, gallery, picture, photo sets - Earthlink Search
tv presenters oops pictures upskirt - Google Search UK
upskirt panty-less "no panty" "Oops" -porn -"hard -core" - Google Search DE
wardrobe slip-ups' photos - Google Search
pics pictures upskirt "panty less" "crotch" -porn -"hard -core" - Google Search DE
"see trough" - BlogSearch
schoolgirl poonani - Yahoo Search UK
drunken upskirt - BlogSearch UK
danish upskirt - Google Search FR
wedgie slip fr - Google Search
nip tuck porn star - MetaCrawler Search
wrestling wardrobe slip - Google Search

Video Killed the Search Star
"underworld evolution sex scene" - Google Search
Basic Instinct cross legs - Google Search UK
screencaps underworld evolution - Google Search FR
matt kim video - BlogSearch

Dudes and Climate Searches
hot - BlogSearch
"cisco henson" - Google Search
birchum cranberry sauce - Google Search AU
Turrets - Google Search

Seeing Red

Oooh . . . I am so pissed off right now. I can't really say why. Just know, that I'm probably going to kill someone today. Yeah, I can see homicidal rampage in my near future. And not just people. Anything that gets in my way. Flowers . . . stomped. Kitties . . . skinned alive. Puppies . . . well, not puppies. I love those little fuckers. But people in general is who I'm hating right now.

And, there's a chance that I'll get home and play some Gears of War and this utter rage that is building up inside of me will just dissipate, and I can breathe a sigh of motherfucking relief.

Small chance.

God I hate everything right now. It doesn't help that people keep calling in and being complete assholes every other minute. I swear. It's "Get a phone call from an Asshole" day. No one told me. If I had known, I would have blown my brains out this morning and forgone the whole festivities.

Wii Side-Effects

Sony should use the video above as an anti-Wii promotional campaign. It'd be like those dirty political ads you see around election times. Their slogan should go something like this:
"If you get a Wii, you might as well give up on life. PS3"
And, they can, of course throw some doll babies that come to life and exploding Rubicks Cubes. I think this video would be enough though.

Lohan Writes - World Misses Upskirts

Well, Lindsay Lohan wrote an e-mail about something or other. I don't really know what it is all about because halfway through it, I got the sudden urge to play Russian Roulette. So, read at your own risk. And don't mind the grammatical and spelling mistakes that she makes along the way. She is, after all, a great influence to the younger generations (what is she talking about . . . fetuses?).
Subject: The way of the future-Howard Hughes once said. I am willing to release a politically/morally correct, fully adequite letter to the press if any of you are willing to help. Simply to state my oppinions on how our society should be educated on for the better of our country. Our people. Also because I have such an impact on our younger generations, as well as generations older than me. Which we all know and can obviously see. People are just mean. I am going to proceed with putting LR to court if need be for what she's done to me. Its my life. I want to live it. People cannot lie and think that it is okay to continue on having done so. Simply because they will do it again to someone else, and that is not alright with me. I have had many ups and downs, as do we all.

But to make false accusations to one girl is unjust in my oppinion. Having said this, I am willing to do anything I need to get my life the way it should be and the way I work for it to be.. And have thus far in my career. Let's sue the tabloids for saying the things they say. Defamation of character. Amongst other illegal accusations, I will repeat this over and over to make my point. I am not fully aware of what these, again, accusations are, but I am fully and eagerly prepared to learn them. Have harvey and all lawyers help me please. If he is willing. Al Gore will help me he came up to me last night and said he would be very happy to have a conversation with me. If he is willing to help me, let's find out. Hilary Clinton, Bill Clinton, and Evan metroplis, and John Daur who works with them would be willing, if we just ask. If we just ASK. I'd really like to fix things and refuse to stop on any account for these unintelligent, vulgar people who like to hurt other people. Not just me, but everyone. I'm willing to hold a press conference and I will do anything necessary to do so. In putting an end to 'these people' trying to put an end to me and belittle me as well as try to be the demise of me after all I've gone through and done at such a young and tender age in a womans life. Its enough already, I've had enough and I am going to be the one to make a change. For all of my fellow actors, friends, people I admire and for those I've lost in the recent days, years, months. I do believe the focus in the world has misplaced and directed in the wrong directions and I am willing to be the one to help change that and use my celebrity status to move the focalpoint /(s) of the press to the real issues that we have going on as we speak. Anyone that is willing to help and has a family member or friend, even co-worker that is in a position to be involved in any way, shape or form, please contact me, Jenni Muro, Leslie Sloane, Michael Heller, Jason Sloane, Jason Weinberg as soon as you can or are willing. Just ask them, it doesn't hurt to ask. So let's start now, rather than waste time. Do you agree? Because I'm doing it either way. The way of the future. Thank you for your time. Your Entertainer, Lindsay Lohan Sent wirelessly via BlackBerry from T-Mobile.
It is kind of surprising that she was able to work a BlackBerry. She was probably multi-tasking at the time. Man, those little things come in quite handy when you're downing Red Bull & vodkas and feeling up every male specimen (animal included) in a ten mile radius.

Wednesday, December 06, 2006

HDH - Hayden Panettiere

I don't know why people look fervently for pictures of Emma Watson. If I were a pedophile, I'd totally be looking for Hayden Panettiere pictures. The 17 year old actress currently starring in the hit NBC show "Heroes" is . . . I have to say . . . pretty hot. And even hotter when they put her in her cheerleader outfit. Not to mention that she is indestructible, and therefore, destined to be a virgin for her entire life. Just think about it. The hymen breaks, and then, because of her regenerative powers, it grows back. So, every time someone puts it to her, it's like her first time. Think about that one as you check out the picture below.

Seriously speaking though, I love the show she's in right now. Way better than "Racing Stripes", the last cinematic gem that featured Hayden Panettiere. I mean, I didn't watch the movie . . . but how good could it have been? Although, if you think about it . . . that movie has Hayden riding a zebra that is voiced by Frankie Muniz, which should be reclassified as a horror movie. Right? Oh well.

Tuesday, December 05, 2006

TuGMO - Costumed Make-Out

What this video lacks in length it makes up in hotness. I mean, look at the costumes these chicks are wearing. Wow, how come I never trick or treated with these skanky ho's. Oh well. So, celebrate Halloween in December with these two chicks. I don't have much more to say. My brain's fried. Four techs here at work are out today, leaving only three techs (myself included) to man the phones and one on e-mail. So, it's pretty stressful. Don't expect to see many more posts from me today.

Sunday, December 03, 2006

Hot Fuzz Trailer

Yeah, it seems that today, Sunday, is all about trailers. A whopping two (2) for the day. I hope you can all find the time to check them out. This particular one is for a British movie called "Hot Fuzz", which is brought to you by those blokes that brought us "Shaun of the Dead" a couple of years ago. Remember that Rom-Zom-Com? Well, it looks like they're putting their comedic spin on the buddy-cop movie like they did with zombie films. And the result . . . well, I'll let the trailer speak for itself. With its own British accent. Everything just sounds better with an accent.

Fire two guns whilst flying through the air here. Oh, and download Quicktime. Seriously, it's free and it beats the pants out of Windows Media Player. And yes, in case you are wondering, in that screen-grab . . . that's star Simon Pegg drop-kicking a granny. You have to go watch this movie.

Host Trailer

"The Host" is a Korean movie some might catch during its release here in America . . . but chances are, you won't. Not enough kicking and punching I'm guessing. What this movie does have is some pretty fucking cool monster action. And, of course, tons of Koreans getting eaten by said monster. Check out the trailer for it on the link below. Quicktime required, because, as you know . . . it pwns your eyes.

Tentacled Action here

Girl Fight Fridays - Better Late than Never

It's Sunday, I know. And I know how to use a calendar. But, a co-worker asked me to pick up her shift today because she was going on vacation, so I started my weekend early which is why I didn't post this until today. Now that I've made the appropriate excuses, enjoy this short fight. Despite being short, it does kick some major ass. And not just because the asses involved are, indeed, major in size . . . but because of the sheer fierceness that these two behemoths possess.
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