Sunday, April 30, 2006

Mischa Barton Upskirt

It seems that Mischa Barton (from The OC) has learnt her lesson and is no longer venturing out in public looking like she was struck with hemophilia in the pubic area. Specially when you're wearing all white. WTF was that all about? So sorry vampires, no blood on the upskirt picture shown below, but the rest of the world will "eat up" that (completely devoid of Katharine McPhee'ness) upskirt picture. Haha, get it?
The pictures seem to have been snapped up while Barton was hanging out with a hobo. Looks like she was doing a charitable deed by sharing a meal with the transient. Isn't it nice when celebrities do nice things for people? Wait, that's not actually a bum? That's her boyfriend, Cisco Henson? Oh man, when did Mischa become legally blind and not able to detect rampant unwashed body odor?

Saturday, April 29, 2006

Working for the Weekend - Search Terms

This week saw a humongous increase in traffic to this blog that has begun to taper off into the realm of normalcy. Not that I'm complaining really. It was nice while it lasted, and a lof of people were clicking on the advertising links. That translated in a jump in revenue for this site that I would like to see again. That's right, I'm always "chasin' da dolla". This week's Search Term post is all home-grown, 100% American searches. I broke them up into search engine categories, and what you see below is not everything. It would have been impossible for me to log every single Katharine McPhee search that came in this week.

morgan webb nipple
"Katharine Mcphee's butt"
linsey oops dress
emmanuelle in space mpeg clips
andy milinokis
how old is andy milinokis
lindsay lohan oops nickelodeon kids choice awards
french gymnast pees
peed her pants sighting
pete wentz cock
Nickelodeon Kid's Choice Awards Oops Upskirt
pete wentz sister
maggie grace nip slip
sexy katherine mcPhee
"v for vendetta" screencaps
katherine mcphee fan fiction
basic instinct crotch picture
Mtv2 Andy Milinokis videos
Morgan Webb boobs
vendetta schoolgirl
french gymnast accident
natalie portman vendetta upskirt
'morgan webb panties'
"my no-no place"+"daddy"
Keira Knightly mpeg Domino
accidental nsfw clips
emma watson video interviews
"cortana hentai"
linsey lohan butt shot
wrestling wardrobe malfunctions
clothing worn in failure to launch
Peter Wentz school pictures
basic instinct video stone clip beaver
Evangeline Lilly nip
morgan webb keira knightly
accidental nip slip on tv -celeb -celebrity
CA katharine mcphee fan fiction
anne hathaway nipples
Lindsey Lohan Wardrobe Failure
dan radcliffe drinking
Katharine McPhee boob video
ice age 2 pictuers
"katharine mcphee" underwear
"katherine mcphee" crotch
katherin mcphee panty show
Katharine McPhee butt shot
dress malfunction clip american idol
wardrobe malfunction american idol katherine
katherine mcphee panties
Katharine mcphee bush
Survivor screencaps
Katharine McPhee oops
katherine mcphee nipple
hot Katherine McPhee
lindsey lohan butt nickelodeon awards
Upskirt Katherine Mcphee -nanny
idol katherine slip
katherine mcphee dress failure
katherine mcphee wardrobe pictures
Katherine Mcphee+panty shots
katharine mcphee showing
katherine mcphee fan site
Katharine McPhee blog wardrobe
katherine mcphee exposed
katharine mcphee's beaver shot
katherine mcphee underwear
american idol nip slip
failure to launch screencaps
pictures of emma watson's butt
natalie portman v for vendetta screencaps
lindsey lohan upskirt at awards show
exposed boob by accident
mcphee nip
American Idol Katharine Exposed Video
mexico legalizes cocaine and marijuana
Katherine mcphee's underwear was showing
mexico legalizes heroine
is ciera a hermaphrodite
idol slip oops
hot katharine mcphee nipples
legend of earthsea trailer
why does emma watson smoke
drunk nipple slip blog
mcphee shows bush

MSN Search
emma watson nude
TV Survivor wardrobe malfunction
celebrity dress malfunction
Emma Watson naked
sharon stone basic instincts photo
turrets guy
lindsey lohan childrens awards
Basic Instinct II nude clips
"emma watson feet"
surreal upskirt
Sharon Stones beaver shot
real age of andy milanokis
linsey lohans ass
see jesse mccartney naked
katherine mcphee dress slip
mexico legalizes
katharine mcphee panty shot
emma watson porn
emma watson naked
mexico legalizes cocaine

Yahoo Search
rachel Mcadams nipple
black eyed peas fergie piss
linsey lohan nickelodeon pictures no panties
fergie pissing herself at her concert pictures
gymnast nude slip
sharon stone basic instincts 2 nude picture
emma watson's boob pics
katherine mcphee nude
rachel mcadams wardrobe malfunction
Katharine McPhee Panty Upskirt
katharine mcphee slip nip panty
rachel mcadams wardrobe malfunction
american idol panty shots mcphee
katherine mcphee american idol nipple slip
lindsey lohan wardrobe malfunction
sex scene sharon stone mpeg
"katherine mcphee" upskirt
Keira Knightly Nip slip
katharine mcphee panty pics
ice skaters cameltoe

"nipple slip"
nip slip
Lindsay Lohan
accidental NIP SLIP PICS
movie clips
kelly clarkson
wedgie movies
women pics
oops upskirt
antonio banderas
Kelly Clarkson
Keira Knightly abs 
preggo gallery
naked video

Technorati Search
drunk nipple slip
drunk slip nipple 
mischa barton nipple

Dogpile Search
anna farris nip slip
pete wentz interview girl

MyWay Search
katharine mcphee panty slip

Netscape Search
figure skating wardrobe malfunctions
catherine mcphee nude

Search Engine Stragglers
Katherine McPhee nude - AltaVista Search
Katharine McPhee Wardrobe - Blingo Search
katherine mcphee nip slip - Search.Com

Friday, April 28, 2006

Magazine Cover Pwns Mandy Moore

Mandy Moore is a little embarrased about the latest magazine cover that she is gracing. Something about the words "Orgasms Unlimited" right next to her face. Her words -
"I'm very flattered to be on a magazine cover, but the horrifying part is my parent's have framed every magazine that I've ever been on from the beginning. So there's a whole wall dedicated to that and it starts off with me at 14 and 'Mandy's favourite colour is pink!' and now Cosmo and my face and 'orgasms unlimited.' And my dad has to take it to the framer's to get it framed. It has nothing to do with me - it's just an article [that appears in the magazine]!"
Someone should tell Mandy about the caption next to her vagina, you know, the one that reads "8 New Places to have Sex". If she's worried about the orgasm one relating to her, then that one should throw her in a panic, as everyone will begin looking to have sex in her poontanger.

Limited Release to the Rescue - Opening Weekend 4/28/06

Four movies opening up around the nation in wide release and 6 in limited release. Seems like the indies are kicking ass this weekend.

Wide Release

Akeelah and the Bee -
Another spelling bee movie. The difference with this one? Well, it's got black people. *Shruggs* This movie is out to prove that black people can spell "toof'eses" properly . . . or something like that. The 11-year old protagonist of this letter-based movie gets help from Laurence Fishbourne, who may or may not ask her to take a pill to enhance her spelling skills. "Whoa, I know Spell-Fu".

RV - Robin Williams shoots his career in the foot with this family "comedy" about a dad that forces his family to go on vacation in a gigantic recreational vehicle. Hilarity ensues . . . I think.

Stick It - A gymnastics movie that looks interesting? I'd never personally admit to that . . . but something deep inside me wants me to believe that it will be. Oh no, did I just type that? Well, the commercials are really helping. Who doesn't like seeing girls bounce off balance beams crotch first.

United 93 - I enjoyed Paul Greengrass's entry into the Bourne franchise, so this is the movie I'm most interested in seeing this weekend. My wife asked me an interesting question though, if everyone on that flight died . . . how do they know what happened?? I hope they don't take too much creative licenses with this story and try to honor the people that perished properly. It's getting rave reviews from pretty much every critic in the nation . . . I wonder if Osama bin Laden will like it though. Hmm . . .

Limited Releases (Synopsis taken from Yahoo! Movies. They just sum things up so nicely there.)

Clean -
After six months in prison, Emily (Maggie Cheung) tries to kick her drug habit and get her son back. With Nick Nolte.

Guys and Balls (Maenner Wie Wir) - A German soccer player is thrown off a homophobic team, so he forms an all-gay squad to challenge them.

Killer Diller -
After getting arrested, a guitarist organizes his fellow felons in their religious half-way house to form a blues band.

The Lost City -
Andy Garcia directs and stars in a story about an apolitical Havana nightclub owner caught up in Castro's revolution.

Water -
Set in India in the 1930s, a young girl, Chuyia, is widowed and sent to live in penitence in a widow's ashram.

The Whore's Son -
A 16-year-old is left to live on his own by his mother, a Yugoslavian refugee and a high-priced call girl.

Full Contact Sleeping - Counter-Attack!

Some of you might remember a post from a few months ago where I detailed the abuse that I undergo when sleeping next to my lovely, yet violently subcouncious wife. Well, seems I have had enough of that, because yesterday, while sleeping, I punched her in the face.

Ok, so maybe it wasn't a full on punch. Let me explain further before you think that this is the next premise to a Lifetime movie of the week special. The way I remember it goes a little something like this. For some reason, I remained semi-lucid, but in a dream-like state while this was going on. I thought that I had seen a floating sandwhich and I was trying to get it. I must have muttered something about it, because my wife woke up and said "There is no sandwhich, go back to sleep". This is when I tried reaching up for it, but what I did not know, was that my whole right arm was full on asleep. I was probably sleeping on it. So, it begins to rise, but it tips towards her direction, and my open and devoid of feeling hand falls across her face.

She says to me "You just punched me in the face man, what the fuck". I, still muttering half asleep say: "I need to get the sandwhich, but my arm's asleep, help me out". I even started looking through the covers for this dream-sandwhich when I realized that . . . hey, maybe I dreamt the whole thing up. So, I went back to sleep.

In the morning, we both had a laugh about it, but my wife's version deviates a little from mine. In her story, she says I was asking for a sandwhich, and when she told me that we didn't have any, I punched her in the face.

Yes, I know how to treat women right.

"Internets" Ablaze - Idol Panty Slip!

Wait? This is what everyone has been looking for? This is what has set the internet ablaze. The past couple of days have been fantastic for traffic, but now that I see what you sick perverts were hoping to see . . . which is nothing . . . I don't get it. Sure, it's a split second of yellow panty viewing (and I hope she didn't dye the fabric herself, if you know what I mean), but it's not like you can see any actual anatomical features. Not even a camel toe, and those are high resolution screencaps of the infamous Katharine McPhee upskirt panty shot.
So, from what I gather, she was doing a performance this week on that show I never watch, and a button came loose on her dress. OH NO! I'm expecting the whole damn thing to fall into pieces and it's just one button . . . and it's not even the button holding together her rack.
Are people so desperate for American Idol that they seek out these types of pictures to masturbate to? This doesn't even give me a half chub. Actually, I think my penis is receeding into my ballsack a little. This is not sexy, scandalous, or even remotely news-worthy . . . but, anyway, the last shot in this post culminates with the anti-climactic panty slip screen capture of Katharine McPhee . . . American Idol hopeful. She has captured the heart of America with her yellow panties.
Click to make it bigger . . . the picture not your penis!

Thursday, April 27, 2006

SciFi Channel Launch Plans

I have a bit of a weird relationship with the SciFi channel. Sure, they put out that fantastic Battlestar Galactica show, which I never miss, and Farscape was the shit back in the day, but they also put out some crappy movies (I'm looking at you "Mansquito") and subpar mini-series "events". So, watching the SciFi Channel is kind of like riding a scooter, sure it's fun, but your friends will laugh at you if they find out about it. Below is a press release of their upcoming programing slate. The only one I am relatively enthused about is a prequel show to Battlestar Galactica titled "Caprica", which sounds pretty fucking cool. The creators are involved, so . . . I hope it doesn't turn into a "Stargate: Atlantis". Oh oh, I hope I didn't piss off the Stargate fans.

Unprecedented Commitment to Original Programming With Top Tier Creative Talent Including Jesse Alexander, Freddie Prinze Jr., Eric McCormack

NEW YORK SCI FI Channel's Mark Stern, EVP, Original Programming, announced today an aggressive slate of original scripted dramas, miniseries, alternative reality and late night series for the Channel. Already established as an industry leader with highly acclaimed and award-winning shows such as 'Battlestar Galactica,' SCI FI Channel's latest slate of high profile projects showcases top industry luminaries and offers imaginative, broad appeal entertainment.

Scripted Series


From executive producers Ronald D. Moore and David Eick ('Battlestar Galactica'), writer Remi Aubuchon ('24') and NBC Universal Television Studio, this new series is set over a half a century before the events that play out in 'Battlestar Galactica.' The people of the Twelve Colonies are at peace and living in a society not unlike our own, but where high-technology has changed the lives of virtually everyone for the better. But a startling breakthrough in robotics is about to occur, one that will bring to life the age-old dream of marrying artificial intelligence with a mechanical body to create the first living robot - a Cylon. Following the lives of two families, the Graystones and the Adamas (the family of William Adama, who will one day become the commander of the 'Battlestar Galactica') 'Caprica' weaves corporate intrigue, techno-action and sexual politics into television's first science fiction family saga.


From 'Alias' and 'Lost' producer Jesse Alexander, 'Snap' is a one-hour Hitchcockian thriller about a Federal agent who uncovers a deep-seated and seemingly unstoppable conspiracy. The Internet has secretly become sentient, infiltrated every aspect of our lives, and is surreptitiously manipulating human beings towards some larger unknown agenda. Without ever revealing its full intentions, the Artificial Intelligence uses a disparate group of people to commit seemingly unrelated and petty crimes. But every person has been chosen for a reason, even if they don't know it. And every crime is not as innocent as it seems. When our Federal Agent tries to fight back, his life is put in danger. But how do you fight an enemy that can watch your every move? The only way to combat this ubiquitous foe is from within, going undercover as a "willing" participant in the AI's grand plan, and trying to stop the conspiracy before it reaches its terrifying conclusion.


From Academy Award-winning writer Christopher McQuarrie ('The Usual Suspects'), who executive produces with Heather McQuarrie, 'Persons Unknown' is a surreal mind-game of a series centering on a group of strangers who awaken in a deserted town with no memory of how they arrived, only to realize that there is no escape. Watched by omnipresent security cameras, their every attempt at leaving the town's borders is thwarted by mysterious forces. The only source of information is fed randomly through remotely controlled televisions, and as mistrust begins to breed, every alliance will be tested, especially when new guests begin to arrive. 'Persons Unknown' is from Fox Television Studios.


From executive producers and writers Freddie Prinze, Jr. and Conrad Jackson, this one-hour drama revolves around a young slacker whose charmed life is disrupted when he discovers that he has a supernatural gift. Initially rejecting the responsibility that comes with his newfound power, he soon realizes that the mystery surrounding his gift is rooted in his lineage, and in the father he never knew. As he goes on a quest to uncover his secret past, he discovers some shocking truths about himself. 'The Bishop' is from Brillstein-Grey Television.


From executive producers Eric McCormack ('Will & Grace') and Michael Forman, and writer Irving Belateche, this thought-provoking series asks the question: what would happen if you could freeze that moment in time when something you do or a decision you make changes your life forever? A group of Afterlife investigators try to help those about to make the wrong choice, in the blink of an eye before destiny is sealed forever.



A six-hour miniseries based on the worldwide best-selling novel by Erich von Daniken, 'Raiders of the Lost Ark' meets 'The Da Vinci Code' in this startling tale of extraterrestrial infiltration of human evolution. When a soldier returns from his tour of duty, he brings with him an artifact that holds the key to uncovering one of the greatest secrets in the human existence - aliens have been interfering with human genetics since ancient times, and Earth has become a pawn in a covert war between two alien factions. Suddenly, his seemingly harmless souvenir makes him the target of forces he cannot comprehend. As he struggles to accept these cataclysmic truths, he discovers that he alone may hold the key to securing Earth's future. 'Chariots of the Gods' will be executive produced by Irwin Winkler ('Rocky Balboa,' 'De-Lovely'), David Winkler and Rob Cowan, and will be written by John Whelpley ('Star Trek: The Next Generation').


'DESTINATION TRUTH' From Neil and Michael Mandt, 'Destination Truth' takes us on one man's search for the truth in a reality show that investigates stories of the unexplained across the globe. The show, hosted by Josh Gates, is a credible investigation of these stories with a first-person style that often alternates between moments of dramatic tension and humor. Every week, Josh visits a different destination around the world that is home to notorious supernatural and mysterious stories, such as the Fire Worm of Mongolia or the Chupacabra of Chile. He attempts to get to the truth by talking to witnesses and experts while immersing himself in situations that, while bizarre, are real and relatable.

Late Night


From Carson Daly Productions, this half-hour late night strip focuses on a wide-range of human interest and news topics relating to science fiction and the world of the supernatural, the paranormal, and the unexplained. With a fast-paced news/talk format including spirited debates and celebrity/expert guests, this will be a hallmark show for the network - a homebase for the expanding sci-fi genre. Fresh, innovative, and even irreverent, 'Ground Control' will be the kind of program that offers something for everyone.


A half-hour, hybrid sketch comedy, 'Ministry of Unknown Science' uses the classic "PBS" science news magazine show format as a launching point into mockumentary segments, sketches, commercial parodies, field tests, interviews and other stream-of-consciousness insanity. The content of the show seems remotely real, but is, of course, totally unreal and always hilarious. Features "The Ministry of Unknown Science" sketch comics Jason Berlin, Tim Walker, Rico Gagliano and Eric Truheart.

SCI FI Channel is a television network where "what if" is what's on. SCI FI fuels the imagination of viewers with original series and events, blockbuster movies and classic science fiction and fantasy programming, as well as a dynamic Web site ( ) and magazine. Launched in 1992, and currently in 85 million homes, SCI FI Channel is a network of NBC Universal, one of the world's leading media and entertainment companies.
Intersting stuff here, I'm not used to seeing comedy on the SciFi Channel, so that might be cool. Anyway, party on n3rds.

Wednesday, April 26, 2006

Mexico Legalizes . . . Everything

Those crazy Mexicans. They just went and legalized every single drug known to man. Yeah, apparently, their equivalent to the House of Representatives almost unanimously (349 for, 6 abstains, 0 against) voted to allow personal usage of not only marijuana, but cocaine, heroine, amphetamines, mushrooms, peyote . . . do I need to go on? Is this their way of sticking it to the Mexican drug cartels? Or did everyone just go gonzo-bananas down south. One thing's for sure, their tourism is going to boom now that there's a mini-Amsterdam just south of the border. Here's a link to the article, which is in Spanish.

Breakdown of Mexican Drug Allowances.
Heroin - 25 milligrams
Cocaine - 1 gram
Marijuana - 50 grams (50 dubs!!)
Opium - 5 grams
Amphetamines - 100 milligrams
Methamphetamines - 200 milligrams
Mushrooms - 250 grams
Peyote - 1 kilogram

I hope, for the sake of the country, that this is some sort of April Fool's joke on the part of the newspaper "Cronicas". If this is true, all those illegal Mexican immigrants will be too high to cross the border and pick our produce and work in kitchens all over Southern California. You know, all our "good" jobs.

My Blog Blew Up

And it's all Katharine McPhee's fault. I can tell you that I have not seen a single episode of this season's American Idol, and, until now, the only mention of this particular contestant in this blog was in the "Search Term" posts I run every week. Seems everyone wants to see her boobs, butt, upskirt pictures, and feet. I'm looking at the picture above and I'm just thinking "why?". She's just very average looking. Nothing like Rachel Nichols (from the Hump-Day Hotties post), which more people should be looking for. I guess I haven't caught the "McPhee-ver", and I never will. But, if it brings people here and it jacks up my advertising revenue . . . then it's all good baby.

The Search-y truth. Check it out, fah-reals.

UPDATE - This is a graph pulled from my tracking site. That's the hours of the day, not the days of the month. Crazy!

UPDATE #2 - I know it only shows an average of 25-60 visits per hour now. McPhee'ver is in remission, looks like we're getting a little better. Here's a chart for the week, which shows the spike in traffic last Wednesday.

Hump-Day Hotties - Rachel Nichols

I didn't take notice of today's Hottie up until last fall really, when FOX's "The Inside" premiered and fastly became my favorite show to get prematurely cancelled. Rachel was one of the leads on that, and she quickly bounced back and landed a job on Alias, which then got cancelled and is currently airing the last few episodes. Man, this girl's got some bad show luck. Anyway, she'll probably be getting more television or movie work (he big screen debut was Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd). IMDB's page on her tells me she's in the new Lucky McKee movie titled "The Woods" that should be coming out this year. Check out her page here to see her entire filmography. But, what am I waiting for right. You people want the pictures. Well, they get progressively NSFW as you scroll down, so, be careful. Or, if your boss is into things like this like an old boss of mine that had me download porn for him on work computers, then call him/her over. I'm sure they'd approve of this week's "hottie".

A little see-through Nipple-topia action

Special thanks goes out to Egotastic for compiling such a comprehensive gallery of images not only this hottie, but many others. Check out their site, as I will be pilfering their archives for more Hump-Day Hotties material.

Tuesday, April 25, 2006

"Older the Berry . . . " - Conversations with The Sal

Jaime says: you bored?
The Sal says: no...this old hag called in and didnt know what she was talking about
The Sal says: i trans to sales for the tech supp offer
The Sal says: she needs it bad
Jaime says: she needs IT bad?
Jaime says: maybe the Sal can deliver IT
The Sal says: there ya go...
The Sal says: hahahah
Jaime says: dirty mofo
The Sal says: she was saying something about updating when she was actually trying to was a mess
Jaime says: "older the berry the sweeter the juice" . . not if the berry has past its expiration date
The Sal says: lol....that is a good point
Jaime says: maybe you can offer her an upgrade . . . up her poontanger
The Sal says: lol
Jaime says: feast on her wrinkled roast beef
Jaime says: oh man . . . *gagging* i'm grossing myself out
The Sal says: i think the tired groupie would like a piece of the sallysteak
Jaime says: again
The Sal says: and...ughhhh at wrinkled RB
Jaime says: LOL
The Sal says: she keeps givin the eyes yo
Jaime says: dude, you really want an "old lady" to be your old lady.
The Sal says: no man
Jaime says: yeah, what was i thinking. you don't want a lady. you want a ho
The Sal says: i just want to lay down some wood
Jaime says: slut
Jaime says: lol
The Sal says: jaajajja (laughter in typed spanish?)....whats wrong with that man

I don't know where the fascination that the Sal has for older women stems from. Maybe he wasn't breast feed enough . . . or too much?? Who knows. The one thing I know is that the Sal is always chasing after MILF's. And I guess he keeps baggin' them, because he's not stopping. Oh well, play on player.

Monday, April 24, 2006

Missed Communication

I tend to hear things that are not actually said. Like today, after my wife came back from school and she said "hello" as I opened the door. What I heard was "My neck pooped". It doesn't even sound close, but as I looked at her and quizzically said "your neck pooped??", she looked at me like I was the world's biggest dumbass and said "No! I said hello".

This is not the first time this has happened, just the most recent time. What's wrong with me??

Scares Sell - Box Office Toppers

This weekend was pretty tame at the cine-plexes, as a horror movie takes the #1 spot, dethroning another "scary" movie, but only with half it's previous week's take. "Silent Hill" opens up with around 20 million in the bank, which is not a great success, but it seems like a movie that will stick around for a month or so.
"Scary Movie 4" keeps fooling people into buying more tickets than the recently released "The Sentinel", which I want to actually see more than I did on Friday. Seems they go into the Secret Service procedures quite a lot, which is fascinating to me. No joke, it's just interesting.

The middle of the pack seems to be dominated by infantile movies. CGI and stuff starring Rob Schneider . . yeesh. The Antonio Banderas movie seems to be exiting stage left and the American Idol/Political satire "American Dreamz" peeks its head long enough to get to the 8th position in its opening weekend. "Pathetic" - *Simon Cowell impression.*

The bottom of the pack ends up with the Clive Owen/Denzel Washington-Spike Lee Joint . . .wow . . that was unwieldy, and an indie starring Jennifer Aniston. Something about her friends having money . . . much like her friends on Friends, who are all filthy fucking rich. Anyway, here's the list with the chedda that got them where they are.

1. Silent Hill - $20,200,000
2. Scary Movie 4 - $17,034,000
3. The Sentinel - $14,650,000
4. Ice Age: The Meltdown - $12,800,000
5. The Wild - $8,050,000
6. The Benchwarmers - $7,300,000
7. Take the Lead - $4,250,000
8. American Dreamz - $3,690,000
9. Inside Man - $3,668,000
10.Friends With Money - $3,551,000

Wavelength Match

My wife and I were relaxing last night, watching TV like we usually do. A commercial comes on for the Poseidon remake. We see the giant wave crashing against the length of the ship, we watch the boat turning over, the people running around like chickens with their heads cut off, the carnage etc. I turn over to her and say "You know what would make this movie even better?" and she responds with: "if the dead people got up and turned into zombies".

I was shocked, because that's just what I was thinking. Now I know, without a shadow of a doubt, that I married the right woman. I knew before, but now there is no argument against that.

Pride on Display

The Sal and I work in the city of Glendale. If you're not familiar with this southern California town, then you should know that it is teeming with Armenian immigrants. For the most part, being an immigrant myself, foreigners don't bother me much. This is not the case with the Armenians though. I don't know what it is about them. Maybe their weird sense of false entitlement that makes the majority of them act like assholes who deserve much more than what they're getting.

But, this post is not about that. Over the weekend I began noticing cars flying the Armenian flag, kinda like post-9/11 when everyone had an American flag on their car. At first, I was amused by this, but then I started noticing more and more of these flagged cars all over the place. They went from one flag, to 2, to 3, to cars with flags draped over the hood and the trunk . . . culminating today with the most ridiculous display of home country pride I have ever seen.

This BMW had the whole combo. 4 flags attached to all 4 doors, the draped flag over the trunk & hood, and . . . the cherry on top of this weirdo display . . . a fucking flag pole with a full sized Armenian flag that was protruding from the sun roof. WTF? It almost makes me want to find out what the hell this is all about, but I'm too lazy to do much more than post about it. Can someone please tell me what the hell is going on in Glendale??

Saturday, April 22, 2006

International House of Search Terms

This week's search term fascination has bought itself a ticket and taken all the vacation time it needs to traverse the world in search of international hit poonani. Yeah, our little Sitemeter goes global as I bring you searches originating from outside of the United States. Most of them come from our neighbor to the north and a former imperialistic kingdom. Revel in the thought that foreigners outside of our borders are more perverted and fucked up than you are . . . maybe. Anyway, check out what's hot across the globe.

lindsey lohan upskirt Nickelodeon - Google Search CA
emma watson naked - Search Sympatico MSN CA
anna farris oops - Google Search CA
gwen stefani vma slip - Google Search CA
emma watson wild side - Google Search CA
cortana hentai - Google Search CA
lohan + Nickelodeon - Google Search CA
turrets guy - Sympatico MSN Search CA
hostel screencaps - Google Search CA
sharon stone + basic instinct + upskirt - Google Search CA
wardrobe malfunction  lindsay butt nipple - Google Search CA
contestant boob slip - Google Search CA
pete wentz msn pictures - Google Search CA
pete wentz cock shot - Google Search CA
slither nip slip - Google Search CA
lindsey lohan wardrobe malfunction - Sympatico MSN Search CA
v for vendetta upskirt - Google Search CA
katherine mcphee sexy - Google Search CA
emma watson nude - Sympatico MSN Search CA
sexy catherine mcphee - Google Search CA
portman schoolgirl - Google Search CA
katharine mcphee's video - Google Search CA
katharine mcphee breasts - Google Search CA
"She's the man" screen caps - Google Search CA
katherine mcphee video - Google Search CA
andy milinokis info - Google Search CA
Lohan NIckelodeon - Google Search CA
picture of natalie portman in v for vendetta dressed as a schoolgirl - Google Search CA
katharine mcphee hot pictures - Google Search CA
pictures of anna farris - Sympatico MSN Search CA
wedgie girls - Sympatico MSN Search CA
basic instinct 1 screen caps - Google Search CA

United Kingdom (& Ireland)
v vendetta natalie portman schoolgirl image - Google Search UK
maggie grace nip slip - Google Search UK
v vendetta natalie portman schoolgirl image - Google Search UK
pete wentz hotmail address - Google Search UK
emilie de ravin nipple slip - Google Search UK
lindsay lohan's msn address - Google Search UK
has pete wentz got a hotmail address - Google Search UK
katharine Mcphee legs - Google Search UK
natalie portman upskirt v for vendetta - Google Search IE
french gymnast pees - Google Search UK
Emma Watson photos, drinking - Yahoo Search UK
french gymnast golden - Google Search UK
big butt gymnast wedgie - Google Search UK
upskirt screencaps - Google Search UK
Emmanuelle butter scene - Google Search UK
katharine mcphee videos - Google Search UK
emma watson french nude scene - Yahoo Search UK
maggie grace nipple slip - Google Search UK
scarlett johanssen toes - Google Search UK
gymnast peeing - Google Search UK
lindsey lohan upskirt nickelodeon - Google Search UK
pete wentz fanfics - Google Search UK
evangeline lilly pee - Google Search UK
ice skating crotch photographs - Google Search UK
does emma watson smoke - Google Search UK
oops shots ice skating - Google Search UK
jaime - BlogSearch UK
pete wentz mobile - Google Search UK
emma watson's music - Google Search UK
evangeline lilly nipple slip - AOL Search UK
emma watson nip slip - Google Search UK
"pete wentz"+"cock" - Google Search UK
pete wentz naked - Yahoo Search UK
does lindsey lohan have msn ?? - Google Search UK
basic instinct 2 screencaps - Google Search UK

lindsay lohan upskirt at mtv music awards - Google Search AU
she's the man screencaps - Google Search AU
"evangeline lilly" "nip slip" - Google Search AU
sharon stone basic instinct leg cross video - Google Search AU
emma watson's drinking - Google Search AU
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Natalie Portman movie clips Vendetta dress - Google Search AU
basic instinct leg cross - Google Search AU

pictures of emma watson in half dress - Google Search IN
dan radcliffe address search site - Google Search IN
dress malfunction  video - Google Search IN
sharon legs wide spread photos - Google Search IN
free basic instinct mpeg scenes - Google Search IN
anne hathaway in without bra and panties - Google Search IN
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jp nip - Google Search IN

basic instinct beaver video - Google Search NL
jenny McCarthy+papparazi - Google Search NL

katharine mcphee upskirt - Google Search PH
katharine mcphee nipple slip - Google Search PH
katharine mcphee video - Google Search PH

Katharine McPhee sexy - Google Search FI
"katharine mcphee breasts" - Google Search FI
daniel radcliffe Paparazzi photos - Google Search FI
sharon stone leg crossing image - Google Search FI

m16a1 granade launcher - AOL Buscador (Search) ES
screencaps v for vendetta - Google Search ES

french "nip slip" - Google Search FR
natalie portman panties v for vendetta - Google Search FR
portman Vendetta upskirt - Google Search FR
basic instinct leg cross video - Google Search FR
butt video - BlogSearch FR
emma watson's feet - Google Search FR

trailer Final Destination 3 mpg - Google Search DE
mc carthy pees into here jeans - Google Search DE
fergie nip slip - Google Search DE
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OLYMPIC ICE DANCING nipple slip - Google Search DE
pump it screencaps fergie - Google Search DE

sharon stone crossing legs scene clip - Google Search IT
basic instinct 2 screencaps - Google Search IT
dan radcliffe music video by fan - Virgilio Ricerca IT

basic instinct forbidden scenes - Google Search PT
basic instinct 2 cut scenes blog - Google Search PT

New Zealand
Emma Watson and Daniel Radcliffe Worshippers - Google Search NZ
natalie portman's dress size - Google Search NZ
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panty wearers blog - Google Search NZ
French Gymnast pee - Google Search NZ

clothes malfunction gallery - Google Search DK
gymnast pee - Google Search DK

South Africa
linsey lohan black dress nip slip on live tv talk show - Google Search ZA
"basic instinct" spread legs photo - Google Search ZA

"basic instinct 2 cut" - Google Search TR
pete wentz  - Google Search TR

vendetta schoolgirl - Google Search JP
Evangeline Lilly nipple - Google Search JP
katharine McPhee oops - Google Search JP

Single Country Search Coalition
penelope cruz msn space - Google Search AE - United Arab Emirates
"emma watson drink beer - Google Search AT - Austria
"evangeline lilly" "camel toe" - Google Search BE - Belgium
dan radcliffe papparazzi photos - Google Search CO - Colombia
GLEBOVA FASHION SHOW - Google Search CR - Costa Rica
lohan dress photo - Google Search EC - Ecuador
fergie nip - Google Search GH - Ghana
katharine mcphee boyfriend - Google Search ID - Indonesia
gyllenhaal paparazzi - Google Search KR - Republic of Korea
Emma watson paparazzi 06 - Google Search LV - Latvia
emma watson + nude - Prodigy MSN Search MX - Mexico
natalie portman dvd caps thong - Google Search NO - Norway
v for vendetta fanfiction - Google Search PL - Poland
karate cow pixar +free - Google Search RU - Russia
gymnast showing wedgie - Google Search SE - Sweden
gretchen moll - pictures - Google Search SK - Slovakia

Friday, April 21, 2006

Beach Bitch Brawl

The Sal has been tuning into fight videos at work. It helps kill time between dry spells on the phone queue. This is a particularly gnarly tumble between two chicks on the beach, and I have to say, it's friggin' hot. From start to finish, these two girls just go at it until one ends up victorious atop the other one, punching her in the back of the head. Check out his site here for more fighting action. That guy loves violence. Should I be sitting one desk away from him? Hmmmm . . . .

"Conversations with The Sal" Returneth

The Sal says: wanna here something funny
The Sal says: ill tell ya anyway
The Sal says: ok so...
Jaime says: ok
Jaime says: i guess i have no choice
The Sal says: one time me and a friend ordered pizza from an italian place right...
The Sal says: well, when the guy delivered we asked him if he was from italy...
The Sal says: the fella answers with a prompt YES!...
The Sal says: then i ask him where from...
The Sal says: fella says Russia
Jaime says: a russian italian?
The Sal says: no man
The Sal says: nevermind
The Sal says: joke lost
The Sal says: forget it
Jaime says: do you hear crickets?
The Sal says: it wasnt even a joke
The Sal says: just some random funny inciden thats all
The Sal says: GOSH
Jaime says: i thought you said you were going to tell me something funny
Jaime says: must have been one of those "had to be there" things
The Sal says: yeah
The Sal says: totally
Jaime says: you guys are easily amused
Jaime says: like "ride the short bus to school" amused
The Sal says: whatever
The Sal says: too cool

Forward any laughter to the Sal. I'm sure he'll be happy to hear that someone "got it".

Opening Weekend 4/21/06

Wide Release

American Dreamz -
This American Idol themed movie opens up this weekend, and I don't know why the commercials for it don't play up the terrorist plot that should be central to the movie. Ooops, did I just spoil that for the people planning on watching this movie? Too bad, you should be slapped anyway for going to see this. It looks awful.

The Sentinel - Keifer Sutherland likes typecasting . . . as he takes another paycheck that has him playing a . . . surprise surprise . . . government agent! Wow, what a stretch. The only difference between his character here and the one he plays on 24 is a suit. Even this season's 24 has him hunting down his mentor, which is pretty much the same story in this movie. Wow, why would I want to go watch this if I can just sit at home and see pretty much the same thing on my television. Oh yeah, Eva Longoria. Eh, fuck it, I don't even watch Desperate Housewives.

Silent Hill - I read a very disparaging review for this over at CHUD.COM, which makes me rethink my desire to see this movie. Their score was 3.5 out of 10, and unlike golf, you usually want a high score when doing a movie review. They cited problems with the plot, the wasted talent, the lack of scares over mood. I was waiting for this to be a good videogame movie. I guess I'll have to wait. Those CHUD guys are usually spot-on on their reviews.

Limited Releases (This week's offerings don't ring a single bell for me, so I'll just copy paste their synopsis from Yahoo! Movies. I'm an internet pirate like that sometimes.)

Celestine Prophecy - Based on the book, a man tracks down an ancient Peruvian manuscript containing prophecy of a New Age of spirituality.

Somersault -
A reckless 16-year-old Australian girl runs away from home to a snowy ski town and falls for a reserved farmer's son.

Standing Still -
A popular yet drunken actor reconnects with a group of his college friends for a wedding several years after graduation.

Thursday, April 20, 2006

Kelly Clarkson = Anti-Hot

Remember those pictures of Scarlett Johansson from the Hump-Day Hotties post? Well, being that it's Thursday now, I can post these pictures of Kelly Clarkson looking like the Retarded Creature from the Blue Lagoon. Wow, who finds this woman attractive? It looks like she's about to exit the water and start terrorizing the people who inhabit the Bahamas with stories about farting and riding the bus with her sister. I guess they don't make water-proof paperbags for woofers like this one. Someone should have handed her one of those heavy-duty black trash bags. Sure, there's risk of suffocation, but wouldn't that be a blessing in this case? Looking at these pictures makes me penis recede back into my crotch, kind of like last night, when I was watching a show on TLC about facial reconstruction surgery for people with cleft palates and birth defects. From the looks of it, Kelly should seek help from those plastic surgeons. I hear they do pro-bono work, which would translate into pro-boner status for the rest of the world when we take a look at her after the facial rearranging. One thing's for sure, you can click on the pictures to get a better look . . . but why?

Wednesday, April 19, 2006

Bitch, You got Knocked da . . . .

fuck out!! Holy crap, I love violence, specially when it's a chick fight. While this is not one of those sexy ones, somebody does get knocked out cold, and I think it was with half a bottle of friggin Sprite. Wow! This reminds me of this one time in middle school. I saw a chick fight in my Civics class, and it was the most arousing experience my then young self had experienced. Just something about the hair pulling and face clawing . . . . Anyway, enough about my perverted past, check out the YouTube video.

Trinity Blood Trailer

Those darned Japanese, they've gone and combined a couple of my favorite things into one tasty little package for my viewing pleasure. What are those things? Well, Vampires and Post-Apocalyptic settings. From what I can tell from this little trailer linked below, there was some big (as opposed to the tiny ones) armaggedon that decimated most of the world. Some uncertain time in the future, a Vatican endorsed group of hunters is after a coven of vampires that is causing all sorts of havoc for the future humans.

This one will be actually hitting select theaters in May, courtesy of Funimation (they release all those Dragonball DVD's). Chances are, I won't get to go watch it. Unless the wife decides to release the chains and let me go to a movie without her. Maybe the Sal will want to go watch this. He's borrowed pretty much all of the Anime that I own. Something tells me that he likes the genre. I can't quite put my finger on it though.

Check out the trailer here. It's not my prefered format for viewing, and it comes up a little on the small side. But expand the WMV window to get a better view. Enjoy.

Pants - A The Sal Saga (Teaser)

I'm teasing a story that will be appearing over at The Sal's blog . . . why? Because it seems to be a momentous ocassion whenever that blog slack-ass posts something. Seriously, check out his page. The few things that are there are funny . . . most of the time. Ok, so maybe it ain't no BAFW, but it's good, and the guy needs the traffic. Check it out.

The Sal says:
wanna hear a strange story
The Sal says: im gonna tell ya anyway
The Sal says: so a while back...i bought a pair of pants that i wanted right
The Sal says: i tryed them on and they fit well i go back and by the same pair and for some strange reason they are not the same size at all
The Sal says: so then i figure, ok maybe they gotta be broken in right, nahh....they're just defective
The Sal says: my godamn luck
The Sal says: im gonna blog this
The Sal says: hey theres a story
Jaime says: a pants story
The Sal says: why not man
Jaime says: maybe you got fat between fittings. lol
The Sal says: they are the same size
Jaime says: hmm . . . . strange.
Jaime says: same size, same brand, same cut?
The Sal says: yes yes yes
Jaime says: is your ass the same size?
The Sal says: i have asked other wearers of the brand if that is normal but i have found in my quest that is not the case at all
Jame says: wow, the sal doing the research
The Sal says: my ass has nothing to do with it
The Sal says: lol
Jaime says: this is going to be like an investigative expose
The Sal says: i have come to the conclusion that maybe for some unforsaken reason i managed to buy a knock pair
The Sal says: most logical answer
Jaime says: did you buy the pants in downtown LA?
The Sal says: nope
Jaime says: where at?

Dun dun dunnn!! What's going to happen. Get the full story at "Transcendental Euphoria".

UPDATE! - He's breaking it up into three parts (per my suggestion), just like the Lord of the Rings . . . minus the gay songs and poems. I swear, those were tough to get through. Friggin Tolkien, he invented the Elven language. No need for poems and songs. Who does he think he is (was), Britney Spears?

Hump-Day Hotties - Post Easter Edition

I'm starting something new around here. On Wednesdays, usually known as "hump day", I'll be posting pictures of women I have deemed as "hotties". This is an effort to help you get through the rest of the week. I know, I'm so altruistic like that sometimes. All I ask in return . . . advertising money. Now, on with the show.
Now I know why the Easter Bunny was inflicting pain on poor, unsuspecting people. He couldn't get any play from a bunny ears-wearing Evangeline Lilly. It makes total sense now. These pics were taken over the Easter weekend, and it looks like she's getting ready to partake in the tradition of hiding eggs. I'm sure her Hobbit boyfriend would rather partake in the more alluring "hide the salami" activity . . . specially if she's wearing those bunny ears. Now all she needs is some lingerie and one of my visual fantasies will manifest itself. A couple more pictures of "Kate" and then we're moving onto hottie "numero dos"

Our second delectable lady of the day is none other than Scarlett Johansson, cavorting the beaches in a colorful (and barely able to restrain her assets) bikini, with America's just recently most hated actor . . . Josh Hartnett. Why do we all hate him? Because he's fucking Scarlett Johansson. Do we need any more reason than that? Well, maybe not the whole of America hates him. Just a few hopelessly delusional individuals who still hope that Scarlett will come around their mother's basement, in the bikini pictured below, and play Rock'em Sock'em Robots with them. I know, it's sad really. Someone should call the "Make A Wish" foundation people and ask for naked pictures of Scarlett Johansson. I would, but I'm not dying anytime soon, so by the time that happens, she'd be pretty old . . . and who wants to see old boobies? Oh yeah, the ten people that went to see Basic Instinct 2: Risk Addiction a couple of weeks ago.

Tuesday, April 18, 2006

Feel the Easter Pain

I had no idea that the Easter Bunny could lay the smack down on unsuspecting folks with this kind of fervor and flair. I just thought that it ran around, hiding colorfully painted eggs. This little video will show you what the Easter Bunny is up to while not messing around with easter eggs. I think this is just training for when the Duckie Mafia starts the war with the AK-Kittie Klan. The bunny must chose a side . . . avian or feline. It is uncertain where his future allegiance will lie, but one thing is certain. Blood will be spilled.

When Drunken Animals Attack

I remember reading a story on Yahoo News a long time ago about a drunken moose that kept terrorizing a family. Well, this video here proves that animals, can in fact, get drunk without the aid of conventional liquor. It's brought to you courtesy of E! and YouTube, who have this weird partnership going. Everytime I watch The Soup on E!, they keep pimping YouTube. Anyway, enjoy this rare edumatainment entry for BAFW.

Legend of Earthsea Improved?

Studio Ghibli is working on an adaptation of Ursula K. Le Guin's "Legend of Earthsea", which was previously adapted by the SciFi Channel. It was as forgettable as Kristin Kreuk's acting abilities and Shawn Ashmore's non-Iceman'iness. Somehow, just being able to emote 2 feelings on screen just doesn't cut it. Anyway, those SciFi movies/mini-series don't hold a candle to Miyazaki's production house. Ghibli has cranked out some really memorable movies. Things like Princess Mononoke, Howl's Moving Castle, Spirited Away, Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind. All great anime movies which actually capture my wife's attention. She usually hates the stuff, but Miyazaki's work she gets excited about.

Even though it's a Studio Ghibli production, it's not going to be directed by Hayao himself, but rather by his son Goro Miyazaki. By the look of the trailer I found on the Japanese website, it's already looking very polished and interesting . . . even though I don't know what the hell the story is about. If you are a fan of anime, check out this link, it'll take you to the trailer page. Make sure you have the latest Macromedia Flash Player. This production has a July release in Japan, which means we'll be waiting until next year for Disney (they have distribution rights for all Ghibli features) to release this on DVD here.

Monday, April 17, 2006

Crappy Search

I've always wanted to be the sole result in a search on Google . . . but did it have to be that one?? Who was looking for something about girls pooping their pants. Not to knock those with scatalogical tendencies, but that's just damn gross. Ok, so maybe I am knocking poo-fetishists. It's my freaking blog. And Jenny McCarthy never pooped her pants as far as I know. I know she peed her pants during a Howard Stern tickle-torture bit. I know because I posted it a few months ago. Look for it. Anyway, that's one crappy search.

Scary Box Office Opening

It doesn't take much for America to laugh these days . . . that's what Scary Movie 4 is using as an excuse to make it to the top of the weekend top earners chart with 41 million dollars. All you're doing is paving the way for a Scary Movie 5 America, please, stop this cycle of abuse. I'm sure Anna Farris can find work somewhere else. Ice Age is still printing money for Dreamworks, although I personally thought that it would out do the spoof movie. Benchwarmers keeps warming up the third position, not fazed by Disney's derivative The Wild, which only managed to tame 9 million bucks from parents across the nation.

The Antonio Banderas still knows how to dance feature Take the Lead is not doing all that bad for itself. Unfortunately for Lucky Number Slevin, it missed the Pulp Fiction-wannabe train by about 7-10 years, and now is sitting at the "not so profitable number 7" spot. Thank You for Smoking opened up wide and makes a welcome entry into the top ten, sadly in the 8th spot, but above Failure to Launch which keeps failing to exit my memory. It's like a bad cold. It just doesn't want to leave. Finally, rounding out the top 10 is one of the reasons I get a lot of traffic here, V for Vendetta. Although, not a whole lot of people want to know what I thought of it, but rather are looking for pictures of Natalie Portman in the schoolgirl outfit she wore in that movie . . . perverts. *ahem*If you find a screencap of that . . . send it my way.*ahem*

1. Scary Movie 4 - $41,020,000
2. Ice Age: The Meltdown - $20,000,000
3. The Benchwarmers - $10,000,000
4. The Wild - $9,559,000
5. Take the Lead - $6,700,000
6. Inside Man - $6,292,000
7. Lucky Number Slevin - $4,600,000
8. Thank You for Smoking - $4,450,000
9. Failure to Launch - $2,599,000
10.V for Vendetta - $2,170,000

Saturday, April 15, 2006

Disappointment Central - Search Terms

Sorry, you probably are not going to find what you were looking for in this post. Tricked ya suckers, but . . . who knows, maybe in the future, I'll begin catering to your deviant needs. In the meantime, check what types of searches brought perverts like yourself, to this humble blog.

Aging Sexual Instinct Searches
sharon stone basic instinct crotch image - Google Search
basic instinct leg cross - Google Search
sharon stone basic instinct leg cross mpeg - Google Search
original basic instinct 1 leg cross video clip - Sympatico MSN Search CA
sharon stone basic instinct crotch image - Google Search
"Basic Instinct 2"sharon stone video cut scene unseen - Google'da Ara Search
photo of Basic Instinct legs cross - Google Search
basic instinct hot video cross leg - Google Search IN
sharon stone basic instinct 2 nude menage - Google Search
sharon stones basic instincts sex clip - Yahoo Search

Wardrobe Malfunction Lovers Rejoice Searches
wardrobe malfunction clip - Google Search SG
fashion show "wardrobe malfunctions photos - Google Search IN
lindsey lohan wardrobe malfunction - MSN Search
video wardrobe malfunction - Google Search IN
wardrobe+malfunctions+photos - Google Search IN
wardrobe malfunctions clips - Google Search
wardrobe malfunction photos - Google Search IN
Britney's dress malfunction - Google Search
Dress malfunction clips - Google Search IN
hollywood hottest wardrobe slips - Netscape Search
dress malfunction video - Google Search

"This is getting Creepy" HP Searches
emma watson nude - MSN Search
pictures of Dan radcliff drinking - Google Search
hermione pee toilet fanfic - Google Search AU
daniel radcliffe nude - MSN Search
emma watson nip slip - Google Search
emma watson's butt - Google Search
emma watson's msn - Google Search BE
does emma watson drink beer? - Google Search
emma watson feet toes - Google Search UK
Emma Watson without a shirt on - MSN Search
Emma Watson Naked - MSN Search
does emma watson smoke? - BellSouth Web Search
exposed pictures of daniel radcliffe - Google Search AU
paparazzi shots of Emma Watson - Google Search UK
daniel radcliffe nude pictures - Search.Com
photos of emma watson's feet - Dogpile Search
Dan Radcliffe exposed - Google Search IT
emma watson drunk and fondling some guy - Google Search
emma watson's idol - Google Search UK
how much money does emma watson have - Google Search

Don't call him a Pee-Head Searches
andy milinokis - MSN Search
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andy milinokis info - Google Search
andy milinokis home page - Google Search
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the story of how people found out andy milinokis real age - Google Search
how old is Andy Milanokis - Yahoo Search
Andy Milinokis AutoBiography - Google Search
andy milanokis and age - MSN Search

Taking a Peek at Women Searches
brown beaver - Google Search
carey mtv nipple - Yahoo Search
anna farris paparazzi bikini - Google Search AU
survivor boobs ashlee screen caps - Google Search
bra and slip photos for sale - MSN Search
Evangeline Lilly nipple - Google Search UK
masturbate evangeline lilly - Google Search UK
fergie bikini - Technorati Search
girls pictuers - IceRocket Search
drunk nipple slip blog - Google Search
keira knightley mpeg blog - Google Search CA
Jodie Foster nude clips - Dogpile Search
Scarlett Johanssen Oops - Google Search
shizuka nipple - Google Search JP
betty page gretchen moll - Google Search
nip slip scarlett - Google Search FI
pictuers of camel toe - MSN Search
evangeline lilly nip - Google Search
pictures ass - Blog Search
panties - Blogdigger Search
blog clip sienna - Google Search
rachel weisz i want you clip - Google Search
Emilie De Ravin nipple slip - Google Search
naked skater girls - MSN Search
nip slip linsey lohan - Google Search
slip blog video - Google Search
weather nipslip - Google Search CA
nip slip TV - Google Search
panty malfunction - Google Search SG
evangeline nipples - Google Search ES
Anna Farris camel toe - Google Search
mariah carrey exposed - AOL Search UK
"anna farris" "nipple slip" - Google Search UK
jessica alba picking wedgie clip - Google Search
lindsey lohan crotch shot - Google Search
making the band 3 nip slip - Google Search
naked pictures of morgan webb - MSN Search
award nip slip - Google Search
wedgie girls - MSN Search
anna farris panties - Google Search
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ciera hermaphrodite - Google Search
KEIRA'S 21 BIRTHDAY - Google Search GR
Amanda Bynes underwear at kid choice awards - Google Search
drunk women nipple slips - MSN Search
Maggie Grace in panties - Google Search
american idol nip slip - Google Search
Maggie Grace breasts - Google Search
drunk women nipple slips - MSN Search
american nip slip blogs - Google Search IN
nude schoolgirl - BlogSearch UK
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Sharon Stone beaver clip - Google Search
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morgan webb rack - Google Search
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Scarlett Johanssen's Vanity Affair photo shoot - Google Search
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evangeline lilly nipple slip - Google Search UK
keira knightly underwear - Google Search
morgan webb nipple - Google Search
Mariah Carey's beaver - Google Search
sienna miller smoking clip - Google Search UK
evangeline lilly breasts - Google Search
free picture of mariah carrey nude - MSN Search

"Let's go out to the Movies" Searches
Anne Hathaway Havoc clip - Google Search NL
underworld evolution screencaps - Google Search
sharon stone basic instinct 2 screencap - Google Search
anne hathaway video clip havoc free - Google Search
underworld evolution sex scene mpeg beckinsale - Google Search UK
domino screencaps - Google Search
anna hathaway havoc - MSN Search
basic instinct 2 caps - Searchalot
Boys don't cry screencaps - Google Search BE
v for vendetta screencaps - Google Search
hostel screencaps - Google Search
v for vendetta image galleries - Google Search CA
history of violence screencap - Google Search CA
failure to launch screencaps - Google Search

Catch the McPhee-ver Searches
katherine mcphee pictures - Sympatico MSN Search CA
katherine mcphee breasts - Google Search CA
katharine mcphee fan fiction - Google Search
katherine mcphee nude - MSN Search
Katherine McPhee oops - Google Search
mcphee nipple - Google Search
Katherine Mcphee nip slip  - MSN Search
katherine mcphee sexy - Google Search MY
video - katherine mcphee with no bra - Google Search
Katherine McPhee nude pictures - Yahoo Search
katharine mcphee's butt - Google Search
katherine mcphee butt - Google Search
katharine mcphee nice cans - Google Search
(katharine mcphee) breasts google - Google Search
Katharine McPhee legs - Google Search
katherine mcphee upskirt - Google Search
katherine mcphee gallery - Google Search
sexy mcphee - Google Search
katherine mcphee toes - Google Search

"I missed these Olympic Events" Searches
olympic french gymnast golden - Google Search
french gymnast pee - Google Search UK
french gymnast peeing - Google Search CA
peeing french gymnast - Google Search CA
japanese skater wardrobe malfunction - Google Search UK
french gymnast accident - Google Search
"french gymnast" - Google Search
french gymnast and accident - Google Search CA
ice skating wardrobe malfunction - Google Search
nip slip of ice skaters - Google Search 
figure skating 2006 mpg - Google Search
golden french gymnast - Google Search CA
gymnastics crotch accident - Google Search
french peeing gymnast - Google Search
olympics skater exposed - Google Search
ice skater showing crotch - Google Search
gymnast accidental pees - Google Search

Manly Searches
Jesse McCartney Wedgie - Google Search NL
Peter Wentz hair - Google Search
fallout boy exposed - Google Search
Peter Wentz sidekick II - Google Search
adam corolla greensburg radio - Google Search
Larry the cable - Google Search
Jake Gyllenhaal - BlogSearch
turrets guy videos - Google Search 
NSFW Pete Wentz - Google Search PL
pete wentz behind the scenes - Google Search
Scott Long Surreal Life video mpg wmv mpeg clip - Google Search
"ricki martin" bahamas paradise island - Google Search
joaquin phoenix paparazzi photos - Google Search
Jesse McCartney MTV interview smoking - Google Search
paparazzi photos dominic monaghan - MSN Search
blue peter nip slip - Google Search UK

Instant Puberty Searches
linsey lohan accidentally - Google Search
lindsey lohan wardrobe slips - Google Search
Linsey lohan wardrobe malfunction - Google Search
linsey lohan awards malfunction - Google Search
lohan butt slip - Google Search
lohan moons - Google Search
lohan butt nickelodeon - Google Search
Lindsay Lohan's behind bared - Google Search
linsey lohan teen choice awards butt slip - Google Search
linsey lohan nickelodeon pictures - Google Search
linsey lohan nickelodeon March - Google Search
linsey lohan forgot to wear panties on childrens show - Google Search
lindsey lohan butt shot - MSN Search
lohan panty slip nickelodeon - Google Search
LINDSAY LOHAN bare butt at kids choice award - Google Search
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upskirt at nickelodeon awards - Google Search
View Photo Lindsay Lohan.Nickelodeon - Google Search
lohan's butt - Google Search
linsey lohan photo kids choice awards - Google Search
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linsey lohan kid choice - Google Search MX
lindsey lohan nickelodeon upskirt - Google Search
paparazzi lohan shows butt awards show - Google Search
lohan children - Google Search
lindsay lohan + gold dress + kids choice awards - Google Search
Lindsay Lohan's behind bared - Google Search
lindsay lohan nickelodeon exposed butt - Google Search
lindsey lohan mtv no underwear - Google Search
lindsay lohan kid award side boob - Google Search

"Never mind the Harvard Degree" Searches
natalie portman schoolgirl vendetta - Google Search
natalie portman nipple in v - Google Search
portman schoolgirl v - Google Search
V for Vendetta Screencaps - Google Search
natalie portman-v for vendetta pink dress - Google Search
portman vendetta screen cap - Google Search CA
natalie portman upskirt v - Google Search
natalie portman dressed as schoolgirl - Google Search

Uncategorizable Searches
adlla - BlogSearch
bumu boots - Google Search
"video msn" drunk - Google Search IT
where to find dress worn in failure to launch - Google Search
mdk shiny - MSN Search FR
maggie grace fall out boy - Google Search UK
people getting wedgies - Google Search
"peed her pants" - Technorati Search
vw crotch picture - Google Search

Friday, April 14, 2006

MEG - Painted Sighting

The guys over at CHUD have been involved in a long in production movie called MEG. It's about a Megalodon, apparently, the largest prehistoric shark to ever roam the seas, that somehow comes back to terrorize surfers and other beachgoing folks. The painted image above looks fantastic. This is a movie I'm looking forward to, since I was a big fan of the Jaws franchise . . . and that shark looks teeny compared to MEG.

Opening This Weekend - Movies

Wide Release

Scary Movie 4 - You know, after the third one, I was pretty much done with this franchise. Are the Wayans's even in this one? From the trailer that I saw for this, it seems that only Anna Farris and the black chick are coming back. Can someone say "paycheck"? This particular Scary Movie offering focuses on such horror classics as "The Grudge", "Saw", "The Village"(??) and "War of the Worlds"(???). Um, two of those four don't seem to match the genre that they should be going for. Am I watching this movie this coming weekend?? Nope. I already saw the Clerks II trailer, so there's really no need for me to watch this.

The Wild - I thought this movie came out already . . . you know, when it was called Madagascar. Disney, I've never known you to be THIS derivative before. What's the story behind this one? Who cares, parents will take their kids to see this just so they can shut up for an hour and a half. I don't expect this to dethrone Ice Age: The Meltdown, but it'll do enough business to continue fueling non-Pixar CGI crap.

Limited Release

Hard Candy - I really want to see this movie. I was sold on this movie when the poster was released. This thriller where a pedophile gets his comeuppance from a teenage target looks like an edge of my seat affair . . . but, I might not get to see this just yet. Bank account's a little light right now . . . it would help if you cheapskates clicked on the banner ads (and bought from the Shareasale ones).

The Notorious Bettie Page - Yet another movie that I want to check out, which I probably won't make it to. Oh well, it'll open wider soon, by then, I hope to have some throwing around money. Gretchen Moll just looks like she was born for the part, even though it didn't look like it during her blonde period. This sexy romp is a must see for people who are looking for a movie that they don't want to take their kids to. Or hell, take them anyway, it'll save you the "birds & bees" talk.

Kinky Boots - This is one of those British comedies that surfaces from time to time on this side of the pond. The story is quirky, the characters are somewhat memorable, and nobody goes to watch it. It happens. What's this one about? A shoe factory in a small town is going out of business . . . and if that happens the town is DOOMED. Their savior, trannies that need a supply of "kinky" boots for their acts. Hilarity ensues . . . depending on your sense of humor.

There are several other movies opening up in limited release that I just don't feel like talking about . . . mainly because I've never heard of them. Here's a quick list.

Mountain Patrol: Kekexili
La Mujer de Mi Hermano
My First Wedding
Preaching to the Choir
The Sisters

Watch these at your own risk, but if you have seen them, drop me a note in the comments. Let me know what you thought of them.

Thursday, April 13, 2006

Diaz Bent Over - Instant Papparazi Popularity

I love those photogs that just run around, looking for a revealing shot of a Hollywood celebrity. Case in point, Cameron Diaz, who apparently likes to pretend she's a turn of the century Geisha as she visits the park with silly little ornate umbrellas. You can do that when you're filthy rich by the way. I guess she dropped her water bottle or Charlie's Angels decoder ring, because the following shot was taken by one of those sly paparrazos. I don't know how to categorize it though . . . usually when you see a woman's underwear in a picture, it's an upskirt . . would this be a down-the-pants? Whatever, the point is . . . there's her thong. Cameron Diaz's thong. Hopefully, this will make you all stop looking for pictures of Emma Watson's feet/boobs/butt/etc or more pictures of Daniel Radcliffe in compromising positions. Come on people, leave the Hogwarts kids alone. Focus on legal nip-slips and the such . . . unless you're working for the Department of Homeland Defense . . . in that case, I hope you enjoy your cell & cellmate you sick bastard.

Wednesday, April 12, 2006

Spears Interprets Dance

This is a video of Britney Spears . . . not a beached manatee trying to wriggle itself back into a Florida canal. With a post-Federline badonkadonk like that, when she gets back into music videos, it would only be acceptable to see something like that in a 2 Live Crew video. I have one piece of advice for Britney . . . just give up and take a job at the local SavOns. You need to make a little extra scratch since your fame money is getting burned through at an incredible rate by your talentless hillbilly husband. Popozao ain't going to put food on the table . . . which would seem to be a very important issue for you right now.

Tuesday, April 11, 2006

Aguilera Has Great Taste

I don't understand what women see in some guys sometimes. Just take a look at Christina Aguilera, sure, she's slutty, and I don't find her all that attractive, but I'm pretty sure that she can do just a little better in the men department than what she settled for. Her husband, Jordan Bratman has ears that look like a VW Beetle with the doors open. That, and he looks like a young moyle that was caught in a picture with a chesty girl on the way to a bris. And when did Aguilera get so big in the rack? Um, I remember the "Genie in the Bottle" days, she was a twig. Did she surgically enhance her jiggles? You be the judge . . . of appearances and degree of salinity in her jugs.
This man's penis must drag on the floor when he walks. No one has that great of a personality.
Old Man Pants look makes a comeback . . sans the pants.

Friday, April 07, 2006

Search Terms - I'm gonna Butter your Bread

This week's Sitemeter searches come just in time for the weekend. I actually started compiling these last night, but I kept getting angry stares from my wife. Something about neglecting her and not paying enough attention. Women. Pfft, go figure. This week's list sees the popularity of Pete Wentz and his genitalia decline a little, Lohan's Nickelodeon indiscretion, more people who love old and wrinkled hags crossing and uncrossing their legs, a certain American Idol contestant, those lovable (in your fantasies) Hogwart's kids, that Milanokis kid, and a certain gymnast that peed during a competition. Amazingly enough, the nip slip, while still making it's imprint in the traffic, is being outshined by all these other categories. This week's bread and butter coming at ya, Jaime OUT!

Weening off the A"dick"tion - Wentz Searches
"pete wentz naked" - Google Search
wentz sidekick - Google Search
Nude pictures of Fallout Boy - Yahoo Search
Peter Wentz fan fiction - Google Search
Pete Wentz photo - Google Search
wentz exposed - Google Search
Fall Out Boy Screencaps - Google Search UK
pete wentz balls - Google Search
Pete Wentz video - Blingo Search
pete wentz school pictures - Google Search
fallout boy naked pictures - MSN Search
pete sidekick - Google Search
Wentz exposed - Google Search
fallout boy pete sidekick hacked - Google Search MY
pete wentz mobile picture - Google Search PK
pete wentz cock - Google Search
Fallout boy sidekick - Google Search
pete wentz pictures exposed - Google Search
pete fallout boy naked picture - Yahoo Search
pete wentz the pictures - Google Search
naked pete fallout boy - Yahoo Search
is pete wentz going to get married - Sympatico MSN Search CA
Fall Out Boy video screencaps - Google Search UK
pete wentz sidekick pictures here - Google Search
fall out boy pete wentz fanfiction - Google Search
pete wentz pictures surface - Google Search
"pete wentz" jacking off - Google Search
pete wentz interviews - Google Search UK
pete wentz(photos) - Google Search CA
fall out boy sidekick ii - Google Search
peter wentz birthday - Google Search
pete wentz penis pictures - Google Search
Pete Wentz Fall Out Boy camera "malfunction - Google Search
"fallout boy naked" - Google Search UK
peter wentz age - Google Search
pete wentz is a catholic - Google Search
fallout boy remake - Google Search
paul wentz naked - MSN Search
Pete Wentz kid - Google Search
pete wentz hung - Google Search
fall out boy playing halo 2 on mtv - Google Search

(Butt)Crack Whore - Lohan Searches
Lindsey Lohan camel toe - MSN Search
Lindsey Lohan Dress malfunction - MSN Search
linsey lohan wardrobe malfunction - Google Search
lohan malfunction butt - Google Search
"lindsey lohan dress" - Google Search
Lindsey Lohan Kids choice wardrobe malfunction - Google Search
kids choice lohan malfunction - Google Search
lindsay lohan nip slip interview - Google Search
lindsay lohan kids choice malfunction - Google Search
lindsay lohan wardrobe malfunction kids choice - Google Search
lindsey Lohan exposed butt to children - Google Search
lindsey lohan wedgie - Google Search
lohan kid's choice butt slip picture - Google Search
"lindsey lohan" 2006 panties - Google Search
linsey lohan exposed kids choice - Google Search
Lindsay Lohan wardrobe malfunction at Nickelodeon awards - Google Search
lindsey lohan kids  butt slip - Google Search
lindsey lohan kids choice wardrobe malfunction - Google Search
linsey lohan nip slip - Google Search
lindsey lohan no panties kids choice - Google Search
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Lindsay Lohan, panty-less - Google Search
lindsey lohan kids choice underwear - Google Search
picture "lindsey lohan" - Google Search
panties lindsey lohan kid's choice - Google Search
lindsey lohan kids choice oops picture - Google Search
lindsey lohan dress failure - MSN Search
linsey lohans wardrobe slip up - Google Search
lindsay lohans exposed butt - Google Search
lohan screencap - Google Search
linsey lohan kids choice butt shot - Google Search
lohan wardrobe malfunction,yesterday - Google Search CA
lindsay lohan wardrobe malfunction mtv uk - Google Search
Linsey Lohan falling out of dress - Google Search
linsey lohan butt at kids choice awards - Google Search
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"Lindsey Lohan" dress "Choice Awards" - Google Search
lindsey lohan moons audience - Google Search
Lindsey Lohan Butt shot - MSN Search
lindsey lohan butt video nickelodeon - Google Search
"Lindsey Lohan" oops - Google Search ZA
"lindsey lohan"+"oops"+"kid's choice awards" - Google Search MX
linsey lohan butt during nickelodeon - Google Search
Linsey Lohan not wearing panties - Google Search
lindsay lohan mtv malfunction - Google Search
lindsey lohan kids choice photo - MSN Search
lindsey lohan wardrobe malfunction no underwear - Google Search
lindsay lohan moons kids choice - Google Search
linsey lohan kid's choice awards 2006 butt pictures- Google Search
lohan slip "kid's choice" photo - Google Search
new linsey lohan butt shot at nickelodeon awards - Google Search
lindsey lohan nipple slip kids choice 2006 - Google Search
lindsay pooper shot - Google Search
linsey lohan kid's choice picture butt - Google Search
lindsey lohan butt photo - MSN Search
linsey lohan crotch picture - Google Search
Lindsay Morgan Lohan kid's choice - Google Search
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nickelodeon music awards, lindsey lohan, no panties - Google Search
blog lindsay lohan no panties - Google Search CA
linsey lohan + butt + slip + kid's choice award - Google Search
lindsey lohan crotch shot on nickelodeon - Google Search
lindsay lohan wardrobe malfunction + MTV + picture - Google Search
lindsey lohan - Blog Search
lindsay lohan Nickelodeon panties - Netscape Search
lindsay exposed butt at nickelodeon - Google Search
Lindsay Lohan's behind bared for Nickelodeon crowd - Google Search
kids choice lohan slip - Google Search
lohan dress butt - Google Search IE
Stars wardrobe malfunction shocks kid's lindsay lohan - Google Search
wardrobe malfunction nickelodeon - Google Search

Basically Instinctual Searches
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video clip Sharon Stone Basic Instinct 2 cut scene menage-a-trois - Google Search
video clips basic instinct cross legs - Google Search UK
basic instinct crotch shot pictures - Google Search
leg cross basic instinct clip - Google Search
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basic instinct crotch view picture - Google Search
basic instinct crotch photo - Google Search CA
basic instinct crotch shot clip - Google Search
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quicktime basic instinct leg clip - Google Search
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"Sharon Stone" "Crotch picture" - Google Search
basic instinct leg cross video clip - BlueYonder Search UK
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Basic Instinct 2 clips nipple - Google Search IN
"basic instinct 2" spread legs clip - Google Search UK
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"Basic Instinct 2" mpg - Google Search
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basic instinct beaver clip -
sharon stone basic instinct panty - Google Search IN 
sharon stone nip slip - Google Search
sharon stone crotch image - Google Search CA

Magical Teen Obsession Searches
emma watson, nip slip - Google Search
hermione beer - Google Search
"emma watson nipple" - Google Search CA
does Emma Watson Smoke - Google Search
"emma watson nip slip" - Google Search
Emma Watson nude - MSN Search
hermione with beer - Google Search
emma nipslip - Google Search JP
emma watson holding dildo - Google Search NZ
dan emma fan fiction - Google Search
"Emma Watson" naked - MSN Search
emma catholic schoolgirl - Google Search UK
emma watson's feet - Google Search
pictures of emma watson with underwear showing - Google Search
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~dan radcliffe drinking - Google Search
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Emma Watson nipples slip picture - MSN Search
dan radcliffe drinking - Google Search
New ! Emma Watson panties - Google Search DE
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emma watson naked pictures - MSN Search
daniel radcliffe paparazzi shots - Google Search
emma watson paparazzi pictures - Google Search UK
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dan and emma MTV video clip - Google Search
WARDROBE MALFUNCTION of emma watson - Google Search IN
how much does emma watson make - Google Search
Naked pictures of Daniel Radcliffe - MSN Search
teens - Blog Search CA

Portman Vendetta Searches
portman as schoolgirl - Google Search CA
natalie portman v for vendetta screencaps schoolgirl - Google Search
natalie portman schoolgirl dress - Google Search UK
natalie portman vendetta schoolgirl - Google Search UK
natalie portman crotch shot vendetta - Google Search
"v for vendetta" screencaps - Google Search PT
vendetta portman nipples - Google Search NL
natalie portman schoolgirl screencaps - Google Search
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natalie portman hard nipples v for vendetta - Google Search
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"v for vendetta" +"movies clips" - Google Search
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Idol Worship Searches
Katherine McPhee nipple - Google Search
katherine mcphee sexy pictures - Google Search
katherine mcphee nip slip - Google Search
butt shots of katharine mcphee - Google Search
katherine mcphee breasts- Google Search
Katharine McPhee Breasts pictures - Google Search
katharine mcphee sexy photos - Google Search
katherine mcphee nipples - Google Search
katherine mcphee pictures - Sympatico MSN Search CA
katherine mcphee nude - MSN Search
katherine + mcphee + wardrobe + picture - Google Search
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Katherine mcphee panty shot - Google Search
katherine mcphee screen caps - Google Search
katherine mcphee pix crotch - Google Search
"Katherine McPhee" Bra - Google Search
"katherine mcphee" & juggs - Google Search
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Nipples, Malfunctions, Exposure, Etc. Searches
dress malfunction - Google Search IN
gauntlet 2 nipple slip - Google Search
figure skating nip slips - Google Search
drunk nip slips - Google Search CA
making the band 3 nipple slips - Google Search UK
dress malfunction pictures - Google Search IN
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nipple slip on mtv's the gauntlet - Google Search
Olympic Nip Slip - Google Search
nipslip - MSN Search
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wardrobe malfunctions photos - Google Search IN
wardrobe malfunctions images - Google Search
kids choice award presenter nip slip - Google Search
nude wardrobe malfunctions - MSN Search IN
video clips of dress malfunctions - Google Search IN
wardrobe malfunction video - Google Search IN
Maggie Grace nip slip - Google Search
nipple photos - Blog Search
nude pictures - Blog Search
sleeping boy exposed - HP Netscape Search
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Nip Fergie - Google Search
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MTV gauntlet oops - Google Search
wardrobe malfunction gallery - Google Search IN
nipple search - MSN Search
mischa barton wardrobe malfunction - MSN Search
wardrobe malfunctions camel toe - Google Search
wrestling wardrobe malfunctions - Google Search
uk nip slips - Google Search
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Emilie de Ravin+nipples - Google Search DE
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actress nip slips - Google Search
rachel mcadams nipple slip - Google Search
king kong nip slip - Google Search
"Wardrobe Malfunction" video - Google Search
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Japanese skater nip slip - Google Search JP
shizuka nipple - Google Search
Evangeline Lilly nipple - Google Search
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mariah carey nip slips - Sympatico MSN Search CA
Anne Hathaway nip - Google Search
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fergie nip slip - Google Search
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kids nip slips - Google Search IN
Morgan Webb Nipple slip - Google Search
nipslip trailers - Google Search NL
morgan webb nip slip - Google Search
japan figure skater boob slip - Google Search JP
penelope cruz nip slip - Google Search MX
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Evangeline Lilly nipple shots - Google Search
mcphee nipple - Google Search
wardrobe malfunction clipping - Google Search
actress wardrobe slips - Google Search
bynes nip - Google Search
Britney dress malfunction - MSN Search
japanese Olympics wardrobe malfunctions - Google Search JP
gwen stefani vma nipple - Google Search UK
maggie grace nipple slip - Google Search UK
nude video - Blog Search
rachel mcadams breasts - Google Search
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"figure skating" wmv +nude - MSN Search
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figure skating sexy pictures - MSN Search

Chasing da Ladies Searches
natalie glebova visit moscow - Google Search TH
francis bean cobain - MSN Search
"emmanuelle in space" and quicktime - Google Search
Evangeline Lilly stomach photos - Google Search
Jessica Alba revealing mpgs Into the BLue - Google Search
Jessica Alba stoop in red shirt and panties - Google Search
connely requiem - Google Search CA
rachel macadams - Google Search
"Reese Whitherspoon"+photos - Google Search HU
see ciera naked - MSN Search
"rachel mcadams" wmv - Google Search
morgan webb's bra size - PeoplePC Search
pamela anderson - Blog Search
jenny mccartney open leg shots - Google Search UK
gretchen moll - Google Search IT
maria carie crotch shot - Google Search
maggie grace feet - AOL Search
gretchen moll bettie page photos - Google Search
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Rachel+Weisz+I+want+you+mpg - Google Search UK
anne hathaway nude - Technorati Search
jenny mccarthy pooped her pant - Google Search
mcadams clip - Google Search
bettie gretchen moll - Google Search
dress size rachael mcadams - Google Search
Jennifer Love Hewitt naked - Technorati Search
Anna Farris oops - Google Search
mariah carey boy i need you quicktime - Sympatico MSN Search CA
rachael weisz screencaps - Google Search
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hairy nipples rachel Mcadams - Google Search
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mariah brown beaver - Google Search CA
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Stunted Growth Searches
Pictures of the Andy Milinokis show - Google Search
Andy Milinokis saying What makes you think i won't cut you - Google Search
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Andy Milinokis MTV - Google Search
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WTF Searches
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The Superficial picking her wedgie - Google Search
halo cortana hentai - Google Search
turrets guy - Google Search
wedgie spanking - Google Search
Cortana Hentai - Google Search
preggo - Eponym Search
stay alive pig mask - Google Search
AU Cortana Hentai - Google Search CA
google nude little nude girls - Mediacom Search
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pictures of boy people getting wedgies - Google Search
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Searches in Cinemascope
slither trailer wmp between the legs - Google Search
hostel screencaps - Google Search
SHE'S The Man screencaps - Google Search CA
failure to launch screencaps - Google Search IT
A History of Violence screencaps - Google Search
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amanda bynes she's the man screencaps - Google Search
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underworld: evolution screencaps - Google Search UK
Final Destination 3 screencaps - Google Search
hostel +screencaps - Google Search CH
Domino screencaps - Google Search
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Underworld Evolution-Sex - Google Search FR
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XY Chromosome Searches
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Jack Gyllenhaal Paparazzi Photos - Google Search TR
jesse mccartney drinking pictuers - Google Search
videos of guy with turrets - Google Search
joaquin phoenix paparazzi images - Google Search UK
jake gyllenhaal video interviews april 2006 - Google Search UK
hot guys - Blog Search

Going for the Gold Searches
french gymnast pee - Google Search CA
gymnast emilie pee - Google Search
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"french gymnast" pees - Google Search
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